ZOMBIE (ZULU) DAWN: Turn 12 - THE FINAL CHAPTER

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Post by Silent-sigfig » Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:44 pm

Hey asshole! Instead of giving us an explanation, finish this battle so I can have mine, you dick!
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Post by Warhead » Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:56 pm

Hahaha, you do want me to finish, don't you? I think another 30 day wait as a cool of period for the boneriffic Ritalin Kid here should be suitable punishment. :wink:

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Post by Silent-sigfig » Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:07 pm

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Post by Elmagnifico » Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:26 pm

Who, me? I haven't done anything, except edit that bit about the Leader now being abducted to a d a p p e r bar by the Armor-Demon thingy.
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Post by RagnarokRose » Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:59 pm

I am now under the impression that Silent Sigfig is black.

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Post by Silent-sigfig » Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:06 pm

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Post by Cpt. Zipps » Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:59 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, The Assyrians be stealin' ma' bazooka technology!
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Post by Cpl. Halan » Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:59 am

The Shadowscythe wrote:In hyperspace he'll have plenty of time to convert the bridge crew, and then expand through the ship killing and converting everyone they find . . .

Much like a certain Scythian story right about now . . .
ya know, it was a Brittanian ship in scythe's story
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Post by Warhead » Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:43 pm

Aah! Tolstoy. :lol:
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Post by Warhead » Fri Jul 30, 2010 6:51 am

+ + + + + STUBBY + + + + +

+ + + + + AND THE END PHASE + + + + +

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The vortex gaining in momentum twists ever faster, a strange shining light, reminiscent of a really crappy idea of using tinfoil as a special effect begins to emanate from the Broom of Duum vortex and before long objects on the battlefield begin to be drawn in...

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Faster and faster the vortex spins. First debris and then even the still remaining sound structures begin to spin with it as the Vortex intensifies. Everything is dragged towards the centre in the spiral arms of the maelstrom.

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As items are dragged into the centre even the biggest debris is no match for the gaping maw and are soon crushed and swallowed.

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BUT What could be the cause of such a force? And that weird buzzing noise, like an army of vuvuzela all playing at once...

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Ah!..

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Motorboating like the pro he is the vibrating sounds seem to be amplifying the Broom of Duums power and destroying everything around it.

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Just a pity it manifested itself as a TV dinner looking thing, ah well.

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The living are no exception to the pull of the vortex. Blitzen and Mini-Warhead tumble toward it.

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The Black DSM and Silva' fly towards the epi-centre.

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The DSM is the first to die.


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Silva arrests his fall with the power of his Silverian Staff (oh-er).

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There is a blinding flash of tinfoil used badly and he is gone, to who cares where.

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The Post Apoc survivors do not appear able to survive this type of cataclysm.

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Both are consumed never to be seen again.

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Joss Rook's Farce Powers fare no better and she is sucked into the eye of the storm and disappears.

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At the last second Mini-Warhead is teleported away...

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and is gone. But to where and teleported by who? An Immortal ship would have been detected, wouldn't it?

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Almighty Benny, being a Super Saiyan seems immune to the draw of the vortex. He contentedly prepares to start killing the others as they are pulled near. That is until Stubby, through the clever use of vocalising through his ears convinces him it would be cooler to work to save some of the Heroes instead. With a sigh of resignation the Almighty Benny takes a half hearted sneaky swipe at Blitzen as she draws close but she easily catches onto the non-lethal part of the Glaive and manages to hold on for dear life.

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Arkbrik is swept along in the dizzying tornado. He desperately grasps for anything to stop his demise...

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HUZZAH! He finds salvation not a second too soon, the swirling vortex storms below him and J+B, Arkbriks hold is beginning to slip, can he hold on?..

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The Predator and his Mini-Nuke are also dragged along...

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And are soon consumed. The nuke detonates just past the event horizon and sucked down with the rest of the debris.

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But even as the blast is drawn back within the vortex it still blows J+B's pants off. Arkbrik almost lets go of J+B's legs as he is faced with a fate worse than death. But as Arky decides to let go the Vortex suddenly stops...

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Other than the Heroes nothing is left. No brik remains...

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Um, apparently Fleebnorks being able to survive the harsh environments of space and leeching onto passing Space Craft are quite resilient to things like gravity and vortices. Probably even black holes when it comes to it. Stubby mystified by the silence reluctantly stops motorboating and releases his new best chewtoy to take a look. He mumbles something about "...might have to check the rule book on that one."

The Fleebs are still busy multiplying and attack, the Heroes have no choice but to fight for their lives... again!

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They battle for what seems like hours but is the briefest of minuets before...

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They too are beamed away to who knows where. The Planet is left devoid of life... other than the incessant veracity of the teaming billions of chittering Fleebnorks.

+ + + + + + + + + + THE END + + + + + + + + + +


+ :D + :( + :D + :( + :D END PHASE :( + :D + :( + :D + :( +
++++++EGO TABLE OF BOASTING RIGHTS+++++++
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The Britannian League: TERMINATED - LRDOFBRIKS

KIA: 17 + 1 Maniac + 1 Hero
KILLS: 36 + 2 Heroes (The Daemon Prince Dragosani) and (The Undead Magi), 1 Creeper and 1 Stalker.
...and 1x Lesser Blood Daemon.


The Post Apoc Survivors MASSAM

KIA: 11 +1 Assault vehicle +1 Hero: mAd MaX sAm (Not dead but too wounded to fight)

Survivors: MaD mAx SaM

KILLS: 23 + 1 Champion (ZMJ), + 1 Rudolf Reindeer.
...and 1x Lesser Blood Daemon.


The Bitches KIEMASTER TERMINATED -

KIA: 17+ Hell'O'Kittah, +1 Hero and Crocodile
KILLS: 34 + 1 Creeper


Daemons IVHORSMAN

KIA: 20 (+5 Lesser Blood Daemons) He has Cthulhu on his side for a while.
Survived: One Cursed One: Daemon Possessed VOL armour,

KILLS: 27 + 1 Champion, +2 Major Hero, + 1 Immortal Elite, +1 Recon Walker



The Manly Men MASTERECABOB (Formerly 501st Cadians)

KIA: 18 + 1 Rudolf Reindeer killed and 1 Mecha Hoe.
(Only Manly Santa and three Hoe, Hoe, Hoe's are Left). You didn't get to go this turn due to exploding. :lol:

Still Alive: MFS

KILLS: 25


The VOL: TUEFISH TERMINATED

KIA: 17 +1 Major Hero
Still Alive: Daemonic Possessed Hero, sort of.
KILLS: 59 + 1 Creeper, +1 Champion.


The Assyrians NATALYA

KIA: 22 (Lost Major Smith and his Jetbike)

Still Alive are: Mjr Natalya, 1 Minor Hero, 1 Assassin Droid, 1 Star Commando, 1 Personal Guard, 1 Destroyer.

KILLS: 65 +1 Britannian Spearhead Class Battlecruiser, +1 Greater Daemon Champion, + 2 Creepers, +1 Recon Walker, + 1 Immortal Maniac, + 1 Hero, +1 Minor Hero


The Peach Pirates TERMINATED -SLOOPOFWAR, (formerly Birdman)

KIA: 21 + 1 Dropship, +1 Champion
Kills: 9 + 2 Immortal Elites (sort of dead), +1 Hero, +1 Battlewagon/Tank.


The Immortal Family TERMINATED - MAGIC SOAP

KIA: 4
Kills: 37 + 1 Dropship.


Time Travelling Super Jews TERMINATED - CAPT ZIPPS (Formerly Elmagnifico)

KIA: 24 + 1 Champion
Kills: 18 + 1 Stalker and 1 Assyrian Major and Jetbike


The Deadly Spacemen Freddie

KIA: 8 + 4 Robots

Still Alive: BoB - Champion, SilvaDream

Kills: 7, +1 nifty spiff mobile +1 Mecha Hoe


The Undead Deadly Spacemen ELMAGNIFICO

KIA: 10 + Hero
Still Alive: 1 Minor Hero
Kills: 16 + I Hero +1 Immortal Maniac +1 Britannian Heavy Cruiser.


Peach Liberation Army RJ TERMINATED

KIA: 31 + 1 Champion, 2 Heros, 1 Minor Hero, 2 Recon Walkers
Kills: 11


ArkBrik HIMSELF

Kills: 3 + built a nifty spiff mobile.

Survived ZZD, and all I got was this stupid write up.

KIA: nifty spiff mobile.


Almighty Benny HIMSELF

Kills: A Legion of Blood Daemons, +1 Blood Daemon, Got High and survived ZZD.


STUBBY HIMSELF

Kills: 2 but he'll be the death of us all. + did a spot of tidying up before causing a catastrophic motorboating incident.


Warhead HIMSELF TERMINATED

Kills: A few.
KIA: Fated never ever in over a year to EVER win a game. FFFffuuuu


Proto-Figs NPC TERMINATED

KIA: All of them
KILLS: Give Peace A Chance Bro... *stab* urgh!

OBJECTIVE: Computer Core LOST
The Survivors...

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At long last it is over...
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Post by Apollyon » Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:11 am

Thanks, it was an entertaining ride.
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Post by Tzan » Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:35 am

Great job! that was epic!! :D

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Post by Paco » Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:30 am

Best battle and writeup ever.Until Fico.
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Post by piltogg » Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:07 am

well. that was a really really big, long, awesome and likely unreplicable battle.

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Post by Bragallot » Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:54 am

Wha? It's over? To be honest, I enjoyed the action every round but the excitement itself was winding down as it neared the end because there were too many objective-less factions and stuff (like bob) imo. The fact the computer core was lost at the end is just one of it's hilarious features though... I had a good laugh more often than not. The moments I remember best and come to mind first are all the Manly Santa moments, they were unmatchable.
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