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Crip walking like a G

Postby Natalya » Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:28 pm

Natalya wrote:Okay so here's my story... And this is the truth I'm not making any of this shit up or exaggerating this is the serious shit.

My car looks like this:

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I want my car to look like this:

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I get paid $9/hr but I only get 9 hrs. Therefore I need to come online and extort people into buying player models from me so I will do all the shit jobs. I will do the 8 prisoner reskin compiles. I'll do everything. But I'm not gonna finish anything I start until someone gives me money for it which is what happened to toco. So yea. But if u do get me to do it and you pay me you won't be disappointed I'll do everything to make the model(s?) as awesome as possible. I also do sourcemod plugin scripting if you want that for your server.

Basically this is all so my car can go from pwn to pimp and I can crip walk like a G both on the S-Low Forums and IRL.


Now you know. Now you all know. :(
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Postby stubby » Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:36 pm

I like the first car better. The second says to me "trying too hard." But then, so does EGL, so I'm probably just Too Old.

Honest to god, I made a video game joke to one of the producers today, and she didn't get it because the game came out two years before she was born.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:21 pm

Ah-hahaha... yeah, I get that with film and TV show quotes, sucks.

Natalya, nice wheels but I'm afraid you just don't have what I would be willing to pay for, I don't even know what any of the shit you talked about is. I do however wish you success.
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Postby stubby » Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:36 pm

Really, you're going to have to post links or something, because I don't know what an 8 prisoner reskin compiles is.
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Postby Natalya » Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:06 pm

You don't need to because I'm not here asking BW n00bs for money. It's just a copy//pasta. Btw this is my actual car:

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Postby dilanski » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:07 pm

NatalyaAF wrote:[color=royalblue]It's just a copy//pasta.


I love pasta!, Seriously If your trying to get money then try getting a part time job, like babysitting or something. Asking people if they want codes and stuff done won't get yourself a lot of money, also unless you desperately need a new car then why get one?
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Postby stubby » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:03 pm

Every single post in this thread makes me laugh.

Natalya, if I had kids that I knew about, I would totally hire you to babysit them. I'd even consider covering the travel expenses.

EDIT: Wait, is there any way I can hire a babysitter for other people's kids? PandoraNuker for instance.
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Postby dilanski » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:09 pm

stubby wrote:Every single post in this thread makes me laugh.

Natalya, if I had kids that I knew about, I would totally hire you to babysit them. I'd even consider covering the travel expenses.


I have a disturbing image in my head of Natalya's sig-fig shoved halfway up a kids nose :?.

On the scale of awesome babysitters Natalya must come pretty high, just below Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:24 pm

stubby wrote:
EDIT: Wait, is there any way I can hire a babysitter for other people's kids? PandoraNuker for instance.


Yeeeeeeah, ok. I'll let you do that. Of course you do realise it'll be a trap, don't you? Just give me long enough to get the plastic sheeting gaffer taped over the living room.
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Postby dilanski » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:30 pm

stubby wrote:EDIT: Wait, is there any way I can hire a babysitter for other people's kids? PandoraNuker for instance.


Who deserves that?
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Postby piltogg » Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:49 pm

reading the title and the first couple of sentances my mind instantly went to... "wait, Natalya is a prostitute????" then I read more and I thought WTF is she talking about?, and now I'm confused. Also, why is this manly?
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Postby Warhead » Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:30 pm

You don't drive then, the car, the car is manly.

well, obviously. But, in the confused wtf? state, that didn't seem like the main point of the post.
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Postby Keldoclock » Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:49 am

she's talking about player models. for videogames.


and also server scripting.


and yes, mustangs are manly.
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Postby Apollyon » Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:25 am

The title of this thread and that car immediately remind me of the asian guy in the movie Orgazmo.
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