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Riddle thread.

Postby DarthBrik » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:06 pm

Heres a thread for all of the completly awsome riddles out there...

Yays first riddle of this thread!

A dead man is found in a locked room, hanging from the ceiling 4 ft. above the floor. The room is completely empty, except for a puddle of water below him. How did he die?

Another one: Where on your body can you put your hand where your other hand can't touch it?
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Postby wazman2 » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:21 pm

he hung himself?

and for the second, I think its an elbow



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In olden days you are a clever thief charged with treason against the king and sentenced to death. But the king decided to be a little lenient and lets you choose your own way to die. What way should you choose?
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Postby aoffan23 » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:58 pm

A dead man is found in a locked room, hanging from the ceiling 4 ft. above the floor. The room is completely empty, except for a puddle of water below him. How did he die?


He put a noose around his neck and stood on an ice cube.
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Postby DarthBrik » Sun Aug 08, 2010 12:00 am

I have no idea about your riddle... Mabey have you walk into the ocain with noone watching?
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Postby Ogel96 » Sun Aug 08, 2010 12:06 am

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Postby dilanski » Sun Aug 08, 2010 12:08 am

wazman2 wrote:In olden days you are a clever thief charged with treason against the king and sentenced to death. But the king decided to be a little lenient and lets you choose your own way to die. What way should you choose?


Why would you be charged with treason? your a thief, and a clever one at that?


A fictional InterCity British rail train leaves Manchester station, and heads in a straight north-north-westerly direction, it comes to a 180 degree bend in the rail then encounters a strong wind blowing to the left side of the train. which way would the smoke be blown (use compass points).
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Postby wazman2 » Sun Aug 08, 2010 12:12 am

Ogel96 wrote:Old Age

right
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Postby wazman2 » Sun Aug 08, 2010 12:16 am

dilanski wrote:A fictional InterCity British rail train leaves Manchester station, and heads in a straight north-north-westerly direction, it comes to a 180 degree bend in the rail then encounters a strong wind blowing to the left side of the train. which way would the smoke be blown (use compass points).


<------- that direction

EDIT: to the right side of the train?
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Postby dilanski » Sun Aug 08, 2010 12:33 am

wazman2 wrote:
dilanski wrote:A fictional InterCity British rail train leaves Manchester station, and heads in a straight north-north-westerly direction, it comes to a 180 degree bend in the rail then encounters a strong wind blowing to the left side of the train. which way would the smoke be blown (use compass points).


<------- that direction


Nope, remember this is a riddle, not a maths question.
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Postby dilanski » Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:37 am

wazman2 wrote:
Ogel96 wrote:Old Age

right


If I was the king I'd make sure he died of old age....in my dungeons.
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Postby Zahru II » Sun Aug 08, 2010 2:55 am

Where does your lap go when you stand up?
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Postby Magic Soap » Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:01 am

1: We are two twins, we are full up in the day but at night we are empty. We work all day, rest all night. What are we?

2: 5 men are walking along a pavement/sidewalkforyoufucktards. It starts to rain, so 4 of the men start walking more quickly. The 5th does not walk faster. They do not have a single jacket between them, and they have no umbrellas. The 4 men still get wet, but the 5th stays completely dry. How?

3: Moses builds his ark. He gets the animals on 2X2. If it takes 5 mins per pair, and there are 300 species, how long will it take him, in hours?
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Postby BFenix » Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:26 am

I will pay no attention to this thread, riddles wont let me sleep at night...
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Postby SnakeMittens » Sun Aug 08, 2010 10:08 am

Magic Soap wrote:1: We are two twins, we are full up in the day but at night we are empty. We work all day, rest all night. What are we?

2: 5 men are walking along a pavement/sidewalkforyoufucktards. It starts to rain, so 4 of the men start walking more quickly. The 5th does not walk faster. They do not have a single jacket between them, and they have no umbrellas. The 4 men still get wet, but the 5th stays completely dry. How?

3: Moses builds his ark. He gets the animals on 2X2. If it takes 5 mins per pair, and there are 300 species, how long will it take him, in hours?


1. Dunno.
2.It's a funeral. The fifth man is in a coffin.
3.25 hours, or a really long time.
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Postby solvess » Sun Aug 08, 2010 10:19 am

here is my riddle (do not answer is you knew it before hand let other people try to figure it out)

What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?
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