my brother hates bacon!

[solvess]

he thinks it sucks! I can't believe it and he thinks it is not manly also he hates meat the only meat he will eat is breaded white boneless chicken!

[Zahru II]

tie some bacon together to get a long strip of it. Then when he falls asleep at night, creep into his room and strangle him with your bacon-rope while yelling OH NOW YOU WILL LEARN, NOW YOU WILL GA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[RoC77]

Honestly, I don't even count chicken & fish as meat I think it of them as more of a hearty vegetable. So, that makes your brother a vegetarian, buy him a dress and start referring to him as your sister....

[piltogg]

^ ^ I would have to agree that that would be a good course of action, he will hate it now, but will probably thank you for it in the long run.

[Warhead]

You can't drink beer if you don't eat bacon, it;s a fact.

[IVhorseman]

You can't drink beer if you don't eat bacon, it;s a fact.

Appletini!

[RoC77]

I hear drinking too many Appletini's will cause you to grow a vagina...

[IVhorseman]

if by too many, you mean one, then yes.

[Pvt Expendable]

just saying

Good reson not to eat bacon:

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just saying

[solvess]

Now he thinks megablocks are better then Lego.

[stubby]

Now he thinks megablocks are better then Lego.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T EAT ENOUGH BACON

[stubby]

As we all know from Snatch, pig farms are a good way to dispose of dead siblings. What is happening, in fact, is that the process of pig digestion converts all his usable nutrients into delicious bacon for you to enjoy, while defecating out all the parts that like Mega Bloks. I think you know what you have to do.

[Silverdream]

No. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q5pZ49r9aU
EDIT: 1500th post.

[Silverdream]

1000th post! Again!

[Silent-sigfig]

I must beat stubby.