my brother hates bacon!

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my brother hates bacon!

Postby solvess » Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:01 pm

he thinks it sucks! I can't believe it and he thinks it is not manly also he hates meat the only meat he will eat is breaded white boneless chicken! :shock:
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Postby Zahru II » Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:51 am

tie some bacon together to get a long strip of it. Then when he falls asleep at night, creep into his room and strangle him with your bacon-rope while yelling OH NOW YOU WILL LEARN, NOW YOU WILL GA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Postby RoC77 » Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:13 am

Honestly, I don't even count chicken & fish as meat I think it of them as more of a hearty vegetable. So, that makes your brother a vegetarian, buy him a dress and start referring to him as your sister....
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Postby piltogg » Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:27 pm

^ :ftw: ^ I would have to agree that that would be a good course of action, he will hate it now, but will probably thank you for it in the long run.
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Postby Warhead » Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:01 pm

You can't drink beer if you don't eat bacon, it;s a fact.
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Postby IVhorseman » Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:05 am

Warhead wrote:You can't drink beer if you don't eat bacon, it;s a fact.


Appletini!
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Postby RoC77 » Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:37 am

I hear drinking too many Appletini's will cause you to grow a vagina...
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Postby IVhorseman » Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:23 pm

if by too many, you mean one, then yes.
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Postby Pvt Expendable » Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:20 am

just saying

Good reson not to eat bacon:

the picton trial, vancouver bc

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Postby solvess » Fri Aug 27, 2010 8:36 am

Now he thinks megablocks are better then Lego.
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Postby stubby » Fri Aug 27, 2010 10:53 am

solvess wrote:Now he thinks megablocks are better then Lego.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T EAT ENOUGH BACON

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Postby stubby » Fri Aug 27, 2010 12:35 pm

As we all know from Snatch, pig farms are a good way to dispose of dead siblings. What is happening, in fact, is that the process of pig digestion converts all his usable nutrients into delicious bacon for you to enjoy, while defecating out all the parts that like Mega Bloks. I think you know what you have to do.
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Postby Silent-sigfig » Fri Aug 27, 2010 12:58 pm

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