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What is the best type of armor samurai or knights?

samurai
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56%
knights
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Sat May 03, 2008 1:46 pm

Katanas have nothing on tables.
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Postby Tzan » Sat May 03, 2008 2:39 pm

First thing on monday I'm going to the police station to get a table permit.
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Sat May 03, 2008 3:26 pm

See, that's the beauty of the table. You don't need a permit!
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Postby IVhorseman » Sat May 03, 2008 3:55 pm

... dammit anon.

although, as far as "improvised weapons", i've grown really, really, REALLY fond of trench shovels. not only is it a bladed metal thing on the end of an excellently weighted stick (able for use as slashing OR bashing), but also hey! free shovel! you can dig stuff!

EDIT: crowbars come in a close second, but they're heavier and harder to swing accurately. still, gordon makes a point.
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Postby Tzan » Sat May 03, 2008 4:14 pm

I'm off now to go break open some boxes with my crowbar.
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Postby Carrnevil9 » Sun May 04, 2008 12:34 pm

So you've gone from Samurai vs Knights to Tables vs Crowbars. The problem with all this discussion is that it isn't one that can really be won. And when presented with an unwinable situation, the best course of action is to tangent heroically. Besides, I'd go so far to say that it's more important who the person wearing the armor or using the blade is. For example, Sir Issac Newton, while knighted, would have likely proved largely ineffective in combat. Unless he was fighting with the power of math.
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Postby Rody » Sun May 04, 2008 1:08 pm

yes... but math really is rather powerfull
nukes would never have existed without math..
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Postby Tiny Tank Rannon » Sun May 04, 2008 10:40 pm

If we want to talk about powerful weapons, then let's talk ladders.

First you can use it like a blunt spear, a steel chair and spin around with it if you're a hardcore superstar.

Also you can jump off it and elbow drop someone or whatever else pro-wrestlers do with them.
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Postby Captain Nomouth » Sun May 04, 2008 10:53 pm

Both knights AND samurai are insignificant compared to the power of the force. (a.k.a. My Little penises)
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Postby Tiny Tank Rannon » Sun May 04, 2008 10:55 pm

Captain Nomouth wrote:Both knights AND samurai are insignificant compared to the power of the force. (a.k.a. My Little penises)


Ten bucks says I beat My Little penises before he even get's within 10ft of me, because my ladder is 15ft so I can ladder pwn him with about 3ft to spare.
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Postby Almighty Benny » Sun May 04, 2008 11:32 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0JYNznbL0Q

But Jackie Chan could kick your ass with a table OR a ladder
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Postby Rody » Mon May 05, 2008 2:11 am

hmm, maybe... that was pretty cool
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Postby CreatioNZ » Mon May 05, 2008 2:57 am

Samurai as they look way cooler and knights armour is clumsy.
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Postby Tiny Tank Rannon » Mon May 05, 2008 6:53 am

CreatioNZ wrote:Samurai as they look way cooler and knights armour is clumsy.


OK, now I'm going to walk into your house while wearing knight armour and attack you with my RAL (Random Assault Ladder) fear that clumsy man!

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But Jackie Chan could kick your ass with a table OR a ladder


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Postby james+burgundy » Mon May 05, 2008 8:02 am

Hey Rayhawk i just go 26 suit of samurai armor what do you think HA
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