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Postby Rody » Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:34 pm

or honorary midget, whatever seems more fun.
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Postby 501stCadians » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:28 am

Warhead wrote:It's true, I'm only 5'2" in real life.


I'm taller than you! Har har! Shrimpy! *Snicker snicker*!

I'm 6ft.
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Postby Zahru II » Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:03 am

Damnit, I'm 5'9". Only 1"...
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Postby Warhead » Tue Apr 20, 2010 11:31 am

501stCadians wrote:
Warhead wrote:It's true, I'm only 5'2" in real life.


I'm taller than you! Har har! Shrimpy! *Snicker snicker*!

I'm 6ft.


No your not! I remember you on YouTube and you're just like Pes' ten year old twin brother only more rotund and with curlier hair.
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Postby stubby » Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:39 pm

My dad taught me an important lesson early in life, which is that a 5' guy standing up is always taller than a 6' one lying on the ground bleeding. It's a much repeated story in my family.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:49 pm

That's why I give the "never give a little fucker a chance" speech in my family.

I must admit when faced with taller people in a fight it does makes you more determined to hurt them quickly with as much force as you can so that they give in.

Of course if someone is big enough that when they tense their arms Police cuffs just burst open it's time to run and get help. Didn't happen to me but I was on duty at the time.
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Postby Lego_scout » Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:03 am

Too bad it's too long to be a signature...
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Postby Warhead » Sat Apr 24, 2010 3:26 pm

Lego_scout wrote:Too bad it's too long to be a signature...

Quoted in case of Editing later.

Whu!?. Why would you want my penis in your signiture? :shock:
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Postby severalcatsdancing » Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:50 pm

Chivalry? Meh. Men can be dip shits, I don't really care. It's actually sort of fun to watch.
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Postby Hoboman » Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:23 pm

severalcatsdancing wrote:Chivalry? Meh. Men can be dip shits, I don't really care. It's actually sort of fun to watch.

So you Necro a thread just for that comment?
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Postby Keldoclock » Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:59 pm

:necro:

It is my opinion that chivalry, originally dictating a code of conduct for helping women, in a point of time within which women were not equal to men.

Now that women are equal to men, Chivalry no longer serves it's purpose, and those complaining are simply whining about the lack of attention. That very same attention, which could be directed towards women under the guise of chivalry in situations where a more direct approach cannot be used, is very effective in scoring points with the ladies :D :warhead:
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Postby Fulizer » Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:07 am

wait, if were "equal" (not a word I use often) then would it not mean that they may soons tart being chivalrous to us!

WE MUST UNITE TO BRING LOW CHIVALRY!
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Postby Warhead » Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:06 pm

Hahaha, troll ambushed. I'm 6'2" you ass.
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Postby solvess » Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:21 pm

Warhead wrote:Hahaha, troll ambushed. I'm 6'2" you ass.

You mean your height right? :warhead:
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Postby Mr. FudgeDaRules » Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:32 pm

Warhead wrote:It's true, I'm only 5'2" in real life.

Warhead wrote:Hahaha, troll ambushed. I'm 6'2" you ass.


No doubt they're both lies. I myself keep at the average American height for my age: 5'10"
I can tell those who are American by the ones who realize the "average American height" is an outright falsehood. And I can tell the ones who actually care what I say by who actually comments on this.
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