The Alighieri Incursion

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The Alighieri Incursion

Postby Arkbrik » Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:10 pm

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The frozen world of Alighieri, on the outskirts of FELC space.

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These soldiers have the thankless task of patrolling the icy plains for any signs of danger.

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"Uh, guys..."

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"...what's that?"

"It looks like a... crack?"

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"???"

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Vergilius Raskolnikov has returned from Hell to continue his quest!

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Unwholesome demons follow in his wake.

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"For FELC! For Alighieri!"

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"This is patrol 9, we are under attack! Requesting ba-"

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"-aargh..."

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The tide cannot be stopped.

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The FELC soldiers are defeated and the crack closes. The demons wander off into the wastes looking for something to kill.

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"Ah, a Sub-Etha transmitter. How convenient."

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"General, this is Vergilius Raskolnikov. Hell foolishly thought it could keep me contained, but I conquered my way out."

"Just as we expected, sir. What are your orders?"

"I am on some planet called Alighieri. It will do fine as my next conquest. Prepare the fleet and army for departure!"

"Yes sir!"
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Postby Ross_Varn » Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:36 pm

I am honored. Thank you, Arkbrik.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:59 pm

AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaah! SHARKHEAD DAEMON!!! :shock:
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Motherfucker!
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Postby Magic Soap » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:36 pm

Good name, for a planet overrun by hellspawn.
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Postby Silent-sigfig » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:40 pm

My god.
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Postby Hoboman » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:44 pm

Nice base plate. Simple and yet effective. I also like the "tear" opening up. again, worked well. :D
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Postby Apollyon » Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:10 am

I hope you have or will eventually read all those books you are pulling names from. :-)
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Postby BFenix » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:18 pm

I suddenly thought that "crack" was something like this:

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Brings up memories anyone?

Also, nice setting Arkbrik!
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Postby OREMAWESOME1234 » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:53 pm

why was there a navi?
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Postby Ross_Varn » Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:20 pm

Uh... because Pedonuker nuked their home planet and they received eternal damnation? Dunno.
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Postby BFenix » Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:19 pm

Ross_Varn wrote:Uh... because Pedonuker nuked their home planet and they received eternal damnation? Dunno.

:mystery: , but most likely, the giant tree wasnt enough for him
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Postby Arkbrik » Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:43 am

OREMAWESOME1234 wrote:why was there a navi?

These demons were inspired by Dwarf Fortress; there was a shark demon, a tentacle demon, a goat demon, a monkey demon, a smurf demon...
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