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Postby Lt. Krus » Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:24 pm

Post your best and favorite drinking songs here.

OHHHHH
If water was whiskey and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up
But water's not whiskey and I'm not a duck
So give me the bottle and shut the fuck up

If water was vodka and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up
But water's not vodka and I'm not a duck
So bring in that virgin and shut the fuck up

If water was beer and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up
But water's not beer and I'm not a duck
So lets get in a fight and shut the fuck up.
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Postby Zahru II » Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:34 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzYof5GjhQ8
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Postby SnakeMittens » Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:41 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATBl4qH9I54
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Postby piltogg » Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:33 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyVIhU56l8g
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Postby Arkbrik » Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:17 am

The most classic Swedish drinking song, directly translated into English:

Hell and gore,
Shung hop father Allan Lallan ley,
Hell and gore,
Shung hop father Allan ley.
Oh handsome in the hell and tar,
Handhelder in the hall and fore,
Hell and gore!
Shung hop father Allan ley!
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Postby Rody » Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:54 am

I'm usually too drunk to remember the drinking songs.
the only one that comes to mind right now is this one due to the gezelligheid that is always there when it's played:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_NK2rOKKtU

ok, more come to mind, but I never hear those in the pub.
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Sat Sep 25, 2010 5:13 am

piltogg wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyVIhU56l8g

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Postby Warhead » Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:54 am

*GURGLE, GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GURGLE, GLUG, GASP!*

It's hard to sing and drink at the same time.
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Postby Rody » Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:16 am

well... then you just sing at the rare occasions where your glass is empty.
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Postby Apollyon » Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:14 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekh4DiZRhyk
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Postby Warhead » Sun Sep 26, 2010 2:13 pm

Rody wrote:well... then you just sing at the rare occasions where your glass is empty.


BARMAN! That be BLASPHEMY!!!
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Postby ikensall » Sun Sep 26, 2010 2:54 pm

Any drinking songs on such occaisions are usually along the lines of "FOR FUCKS SAKE GET ME MOAR".
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Postby Lt. Krus » Sun Sep 26, 2010 2:57 pm

Ikensall, you're... what? 11? 12?
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Postby ikensall » Sun Sep 26, 2010 2:59 pm

I have a lot of experience with bastards of barmen.
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Postby Zahru II » Sun Sep 26, 2010 3:14 pm

Lt. Krus wrote:Ikensall, you're... what? 11? 12?


At that age, I was an everyday customer in a small pub at my place.

Of course this is middle-europe, you'll wind up being an alcoholic sooner or later.
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