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Is this Awesome? Or just gratuitous violence?

Gratuitous violence is what were here for! AWESOME!
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Im afraid of guns and seeing blood makes me faint... (aka d a p p e r)
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Madness Combat

Post by BFenix » Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:44 am

I know you guys will love this...

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Probably one of the awesomest flash animations on the internet. Madness Combat. Its about a guy named Hank that is tricked by The Sheriff and goes on a killing rampage to find and kill him. Hank later understands that his battle has a way bigger dimension, and way deadlier enemies.

I've been following the saga since 2002 . I bet some of you know a portal, mostly for flash stuff, called Newgrounds. Its been celebrating and honoring MC and its author, Krinkels since then, and this year was no exception, September is Madness month, and this year was the 4th consecutive celebration. Krinkels says that there is no point in MC and there shouldn't be one, its just random, gratuitous and mad violence. Which we all most admit we love...

Since Im so cool and all, heres the list of the sagas episodes for your convenience, enjoy:

EP1
EP2
EP3
EP4
EP5
EP6
EP7
EP8
EP9

This is pretty much it for the main story, but if you want to know more, then dig up MC 5.5 and 6.5 with some filling story.
There are loads of other nice fan made Madness Combat flashes, so, check em out!
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Post by Colonel-Kermit » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:23 pm

Looks cool I might take a look.
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Post by BFenix » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:25 pm

Colonel-Kermit wrote:Looks cool I might take a look.
I highly recommend you do, its total kickass 8)
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Post by ikensall » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:55 pm

I remember there was a rock band called madness
and although the song weren't that good they were made awesome by the randomness of the words.
Also .This looks epic.

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Post by Warhead » Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:40 pm

If you were within reach I would end you for such slackarsed utterances of rectalspew, Madness is God-gendary.

@BFenix: I know not this tale, it intrigues me though... only one teeny weeny slight problem... I HAVE NO FUCKIN' FLASH YAH BASTARD!!! AAAGH! AAAAGH! ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!! *KICK!* *KRASH!* *BOOT!* *MEEEEROOOOOW!!!* *SCREAM!* *NEE-NAW! NEE-NAW! NEE-NAW! (...it's a Police Siren, right!)*
[The management would like to apologise for the over use of sound effects, those responsible have been shot *SPOING* stopit!.. ]
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Post by Colonel-Kermit » Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:12 pm

BFenix what have you done :shock: , Warhead is going crazy, quickly every one leave the forum before he does any more damage.
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Post by BFenix » Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:50 pm

Warhead wrote:If you were within reach I would end you for such slackarsed utterances of rectalspew, Madness is God-gendary.

@BFenix: I know not this tale, it intrigues me though... only one teeny weeny slight problem... I HAVE NO FUCKIN' FLASH YAH BASTARD!!! AAAGH! AAAAGH! ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!! *KICK!* *KRASH!* *BOOT!* *MEEEEROOOOOW!!!* *SCREAM!* *NEE-NAW! NEE-NAW! NEE-NAW! (...it's a Police Siren, right!)*
[The management would like to apologise for the over use of sound effects, those responsible have been shot *SPOING* stopit!.. ]
OH FUCK! *starts sprinting*
*WARNING! WARNING! FUCKED UP LEVELS ESCALATED! ALL PERSONNEL RETREAT TO SAFETY BUNKERS IMMEDIATELY!*

Sorry about that chief. But why don't you have flash? can't you install it?
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Post by Warhead » Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:49 pm

:evil: ...oh, yeah, now why didn't I think of that one. Grr! :x
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Post by BFenix » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:45 am

Warhead wrote::evil: ...oh, yeah, now why didn't I think of that one. Grr! :x
No, seriously! Whats wrong? I might help, I have some experience with flash related stuff...
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Post by Warhead » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:37 am

6) 12 year old computer.
7) Windows no longer supports many main features, like WordDoc.
8 ) Computer has 2MB of free memory due to all the files of music, RPG stories, saved games, etc.
9) Burning Rom no longer works due to PC world not supplying the code which means I have to buy another one.
10) I'm a Ludite Freak (which means that nothing you say to me about PC's will make any sense and is therefore pointless) and I like it this way because the PC plays all my '95, '98 games which I have been playing for years.
11) Being without Flash saves me from Tzan's YouTube raids of weirdness.
12) The fucker still works, sorta, well good enough and Gates ain't telling me to buy stuff when it's just a con job. Fuck you Gates! You and your Windows!
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Post by BFenix » Thu Sep 30, 2010 6:01 am

Warhead wrote:6) 12 year old computer.
7) Windows no longer supports many main features, like WordDoc.
8 ) Computer has 2MB of free memory due to all the files of music, RPG stories, saved games, etc.
9) Burning Rom no longer works due to PC world not supplying the code which means I have to buy another one.
10) I'm a Ludite Freak (which means that nothing you say to me about PC's will make any sense and is therefore pointless) and I like it this way because the PC plays all my '95, '98 games which I have been playing for years.
11) Being without Flash saves me from Tzan's YouTube raids of weirdness.
12) The fucker still works, sorta, well good enough and Gates ain't telling me to buy stuff when it's just a con job. Fuck you Gates! You and your Windows!
Then the answer is in clear view. Buy a new PC. Not saying you should buy like, a super expensive gaming station... just something cheap and updated. I highly doubt any cheap PC you could buy nowadays is worse then yours.
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Post by Warhead » Thu Sep 30, 2010 7:00 am

gahh... :roll:



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Post by The Shadowscythe » Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:16 am

I shall end this with one word.

Money. :P
-- WARNINK -- LINK BELOW IZ KNOWN TO CAUZE HEMMORAGE --
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I WARNED YOU, DIDN'T I WARN YOU?! BLAME RAYHAWK DAMNIT.
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Post by Tzan » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:58 am

BFenix wrote: Then the answer is in clear view. I need to lurk moar!!

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Post by Elmagnifico » Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:09 pm

Warhead, the answer is simple:

Step 1: Get off your beer-soaked arse
Step 2: Get that arse over to your public library
Step 3: Log onto one of their computer for freezies
Step 4: Watch flashy-flash stuff
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit!

OR

Step 1: You work in Law Enforcement, yes? Find a perp.
Step 2: Bust his ass and confiscate his stuff for "evidence".
Step 3: Go back and do his mother.
Step 4: Root through his stuff until you find his stolen laptop.
Step 5: Watch flashy-flash stuff
Step 6: ???
Step 7: PROFIT MOAR
READTHEFORUMCODE!!!
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