Attn: Rayhawk (# 1006)

[Natalya]

I didn't notice that the scouter was upside down. BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT

Here's the point:

We need more news posts on the main page, so that people coming here aren't like "OH, THIS SITE DIED IN APRIL, SO FUCK IT" and leave. We need moar people on here. That way I can scare them and Warhead can be a bad influence on them. The suffering//awesomeness//corruption will spread even further.

With that said, if you're too busy//lazy//notgivingashitaboutit then give me or someone else who is lulzy enough powers to add new news posts or something.

[dilanski]

We've already asked this.

[Ross_Varn]

What? Oh yeah. Didn't Rayhawk ask for formatted stuff for the main page that he could post?

[Keldoclock]

Peach massacre for the front page?

[*CRAZYHORSE*]

Awesome forum battle example list?
Well I'm sure it will be a party on the front page when 2010 comes out.
Wait it's almost december!!!! O.O

[samuelzz10]

To tell you the truth, it had looked so stream lined before 2009 on the front page that I thought mike had died, and then on the forums mike hadn't used his rayhawk acount in ages, and I didn't know he was stubby so I came to believe that he was dead. that was so noobish of me to have thought that.

[stubby]

I've offered people this power for ages and no one has taken me up on it. Are you saying you'd take up the mantle of newsfeed editor power Natalya?

[stubby]

<stoob>: Natalya wants access to update the brikwars newsfeed. I think this is a great idea
<Hoboman>: I think it is good to let people work for you for free.
<Hoboman>: I would give Natalya a chance if it were up to me.
<stoob>: she is the exact right combination of psychotic evil and... well mostly psychotic evil
<Hoboman>: LOL
<stoob>: maybe 4chan-inspired internet savvy, that's the other half of that equation
<stoob>: psychotic evil and 4chan-inspired behavior
<stoob>: well that's just redundant again
<Hoboman>: But it does sound good.
<stoob>: maybe I just need to make the clausing more ambiguous
<stoob>: "4chan-inspired internet savvy and psychotic malfeasance"
<stoob>: give Anonymous power over my public relations? yes please
<Hoboman>: At least it would be fun to see what she does with the power.

[Natalya]

Peach Massacre of G.R. 2010 ROUND TWO is now on the home page. I am now officially accepting news article ideas from people on the forum via PM.

[Ross_Varn]

*clicks on internet browser launch*

"Buh- GUYS GUYS THE FRONTPAGE UPDATED- oh wait damn."

Did you add a comment function, Nat? I haven't noticed that before.

[ikensall]

What about putting up ZZD or was that to long ago to be worth putting up?

[Rody]

*clicks on internet browser launch*

"Buh- GUYS GUYS THE FRONTPAGE UPDATED- oh wait damn."

Did you add a comment function, Nat? I haven't noticed that before.

hey, cool. it has a comment function now.
not sure who put it there though, someone must have been sneaky.

[Warhead]

What about putting up ZZD or was that to long ago to be worth putting up?

ZZD isn't PC enough, even for here. The object is to attract people to the site, not make them run away crying with their pants full of piss... although... yeah, fuckit! Stick ZZD on, it might keep the most retarded away.

[stubby]

The comment function's been there forever, the first comment was... (researching...) December 2007, from IVhorseman.

I edited the post format to include a byline for Natalya at the end. So now if anybody else wants to write one, you can get a byline too.

I agree that ZZD deserves a post probably more than any other single BrikWars event, and I'm ashamed that I never got around to it. Oh well. I think I never quite figured out a good way to summarize six months' worth of carnage and mayhem.

[stubby]

ZZD isn't PC enough, even for here. The object is to attract people to the site, not make them run away crying with their pants full of piss... although... yeah, fuckit! Stick ZZD on, it might keep the most retarded away.

Ha ha this reminds me, when Lego sent me out to comic-con to do promotional appearances for Lego Universe, the PR announcements were all "see Mike Rayhawk, inventor of BrikWars!!!" with lots of exclamation points. I kept telling them what a bad idea that was, but they paid no attention. Finally the PR firm got in touch with me and told me they wanted to do some quick promo material for BrikWars in support of my appearance, and could I please forward them some material so they could get a better idea of how to describe it. I sent them a link to ZZD turn 5, where MFS pulls Leonidas's mom out of his own sack. After that, no promo, no follow-up questions, BrikWars was never mentioned again.