HOLY SHI- HE'S ALIVE!

[Rody]

someone got the plane into the air for me...

[*CRAZYHORSE*]

waar in nederland leef je?

Where in holland do you live?

[Rody]

in goes, zeeland.

but I don't have too much free time now, I'm kinda behind on my homework.(several months)

[IVhorseman]

HAY GUIZE, GOIN TO MEXICO FOR A WEEK, BRB

[Tzan]

don't get kidnapped
don't get smuggle buddied
don't get caught in a drug war shootout
don't talk to coyotes, they are not fuzzy doggies
don't drink the water
don't get lost

[Bonn-o-Tron]

GLHF!

[IVhorseman]

Back! i went to the Yucatan Peninsula and whatnot. saw pyramids, sat by the beaches in hammocks, and did basically everything stereotypically awesome to do. i even got to play with a monkey!

also, i stumbled on incredible fortune. in one of my hotels, i saw a plastic bag sitting on a desk. being me, i picked it up to see what was inside. inside, was four lego clone troopers (all armed with the new lego space guns), a bunch of clone-brand crappy minifigs (i think best-lock? which one has studs on the back of minifigs for backpacks?), and more best-lock and/or megablok guns and rifles than i could imagine. there were also regular old parts-parts, which was mostly rare connecting pieces, six binoculars, and one of those neck brackets for making backpacks. oh! and lots and lots of minifig heads. i scored.

[DanNewt1.0]

you have probably made some poor mexican kid cry...

lol. who cares you scored!!!

[Bleep]

Evil man, you have ruined the dreams of one Mexican child. Then again, the US government is ruining the lives of Mexican children daily with immigration laws. So who are we to complain?

[Blitzen]

Every country has immigration laws. Besides, they're getting in anyways.

[IVhorseman]

actually, i'm half-mexican. like half-elf, but with tacos!

[Bonn-o-Tron]

Oh lord, don't mention tacos. I haven't had any in probably a year, and I get pissed off just thinking about my taco famine.

[Tarren]

taco flavored kisses
cartman you jackass!

[IVhorseman]

Gonna necromance the shit out of this thread due to the appropriate title. TL;DR: I rolled a 1 while climbing a wall and broke both my legs and now I'm in a wheelchair!

I totally almost died this summer! This is the story! I was hanging out at my friend's house that he just moved into that week. We're walking around the house and we went to the back yard, and start talking about the wall separating the front and back yards. It's a cinder block wall, about 6-7 feet tall, and I decided to climb up and jump over it. because why not.

So I'm running at this wall, and i jump up against the house wall, kick off, and land on top of the cinder blocks. Hey, I did it! I started pushing myself up and over, and then i hear a horrifying crack, followed by several cries of "ohhhh shiiiit!" I look to my side and see that the wall was falling backwards on top of me, and I got the solemn realization that I was about to break a lot of bones, very fast. All I had time to do was jump as far away from the wall as I could muster, and doing so assuredly saved my life.

I land first and the wall comes crashing down on top of my legs, instantly crushing my right femur and snapping it in half. That's the big-ass thigh bone and is the hardest bone in your body to break. My left tibia (shin-bone) was also cracked radially. I also ALSO tore my femoral artery, which means that I had about 20 minutes before I bled to death. Thankfully, all my bleeding was internal and I didn't find out about it until the next day, when I woke up in a hospital with a huge metal technic-looking assembly jutting out of my leg and attached to my bones.

However I totally remained conscious after the fall. I picked up my right leg and saw it fall over like a wet noodle, and fortunately enough for me the ambulance showed up in about a minute. They took a bunch of X-rays and shoved me in an MRI machine, then put me under and started operating. I ended up in the hospital for a month and two days, and am still in a wheelchair 4 months later (this happened June 28th).

Fortunately, I will most likely end up making a full recovery. All in all I only broke two bones (they just happened to be the two biggest ones in both of my legs), and didn't mess up my hip or my knee so I'll definitely be walking again in like a month or two. I'm already using crutches around the house. And of course, I have to thank the fact that I jumped away from the wall, or else I would have broken several more bones at the very least, and punctured/flattened several major organs at the worst.

So, ask me about my horrifying injury!

[*CRAZYHORSE*]

Well obviously you should start learning to do tricks with the crutches, you know like brake dancing and parcour with crutches, it would be great for your upper body strength.
No but really though it's great that you are relatively fine.

My half-brother who I dearly love had an 8 foot high wall that fell on him. He broke many many bones and also ribs, he barely survived in the hospital.

Can you get medical marijuana for the pain now? if so then go for it :] .