Attn: Rayhawk (# 47)

[Natalya]

I was looking at the forum yesterday at work. My boss walked by right when I clicked on a thread and a picture of a dick courtesy of my floppy penis showed up. If he saw that, I could have been fired.

[dilanski]

So do you want my floppy penis to stop posting cock?

[Warhead]

On the surface it seems a valid point but who'd have thought accessing a bit of afternoon cock would have been so terrible?

We can't access the Internet from my work due to the sensitivity of the information handled. All I do all day is read about real life scumbags in all their sickening bloodyminded perversion and violence. Coming home and seeing a surprise cock or two on the forum, not to mention the other stuff (which I'm partly responsible for) is rather tame to be honest, and nothing to get the knickers all twisted and bunched about.

I'd use the works Internet to check the forums if I could, but I'd make damn sure nobody could see what I'm looking at or I just simply wouldn't risk it. The same applies at home when Mini-Warhead or Mrs Warhead is around.

[OneEye589]

So you want to stop my floppy penis from not breaking the rules because you want to break the rules? Seems reasonable.

[Warhead]

For once I have no idea what you are on about, what rules, what? Eh? Who? I just think it funny how people, seem to get all bent out of shape about this sort of thing. Take a chill pill and practice some caution sense like a frikin' big boy clone.

[OneEye589]

Huh? I was saying that she wants to stop my floppy penis from doing absolutely nothing wrong because there are no rules on this forum, so she can surf the forum (which I could safely assume is breaking the rules).

[Natalya]

You are wrong in two ways.

1: If you read again more closely, you will notice that I made no policy suggestions.

2: There is no rule against going on websites like BrikWars at my job. There's just a rule against looking at pr0n.

[OneEye589]

Oh, okay then

[Hoboman]

Interesting problem I agree, but I also think the issue has taken on a level way beyond it's real value.

In my point of view, my floppy penis is a troll who has had a degree of success.

6. He has wound up dilanski to the point dilanski has called for him to be kicked out.
7. He has caused not just one but two threads dedicated to discussing his posting of penis pictures.
8. He has gotten many of us to post our thoughts on his penis issues.

Think about it. His only real action has been to troll the forum.

Nothing more, nothing less. my floppy penis = Troll.

[mr.duckie]

from someone who uses a family computer,
the pictures gotta go.

[piltogg]

I believe my floppy penis knows stubhawk IRL, which would explain the un-edited perma-trollin abilities.

[stubby]

Oh my god, if I knew him in real life I'd probably have to kill him. Reading his facebook updates is bad enough. Like the degree to which the cock pictures torture dilanski, that's the degree to which his facebook posts make me want to claw my eyes out. And yet I never quite unsubscribe. I think I must be some kind of masochist.

I don't know how to advise you on reading the brikwars forums at work, even when my floppy penis's on hiatus I don't think they're ever really SFW. I guess, don't open up new threads when your boss is walking around? I got nothin'.

[ikensall]

So you want us to give him absolutely no respect then. Sounds fair.

[aoffan23]

Oh hey look, he pointed out the joke. That's funny.

[ikensall]

And why should I be bothered?