W.F.K: sensitive information
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W.F.K: sensitive information
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DONE.
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A month after the battle for the ship schematics the Peach offenses stopped and their armys fell back deeper south. Confused the Brass of The Coalition armies in Kreen decided not to capitalize on this and push farther inland, but instead to consolidate their forces and reinforce the beachheads.
1 week later:
Following a lead given from a mole a strike team of GroundPounders were sent out to a remote peach outpost in northeast Kreen. after plowing through the meager resistance put up by the peach technicians the Coalition set up shop and put their hacker to work searching for any and all information that could explain the peach's odd behavior.
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Location:Objective J3xV, Northeast Kreen.
Status: Recently Captured
_____________________________
[captions on the bottom]
Sergeant Kell: found any thing yet?
HakHed: not yeat ma'am.
HakHed: oh my...
Sgt. Kell: what?
Sgt. Kell: what does this mean?
HakHed: The peaches just sent out a message.
Sgt.. Kell: to who?
HakHed: the PLA, the 45th union... every peach in the damned galaxy.
Sgt. Kell: what are they saying? What do they want?
HakHed: Back up.
BKOOM!
Privet skik: WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!
Sgt. Kell: FUCK! send that info to the capital Hak!
Sgt. Kell: PRIVET! REPORT!
Pvt. Skik: we got a whole mess of vehicals comeing our way!
pew
Sgt. Kell: shit, get outa' the way. I'm coming up to see.
pew
Sgt Kell: Fuck.
DONE.
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A month after the battle for the ship schematics the Peach offenses stopped and their armys fell back deeper south. Confused the Brass of The Coalition armies in Kreen decided not to capitalize on this and push farther inland, but instead to consolidate their forces and reinforce the beachheads.
1 week later:
Following a lead given from a mole a strike team of GroundPounders were sent out to a remote peach outpost in northeast Kreen. after plowing through the meager resistance put up by the peach technicians the Coalition set up shop and put their hacker to work searching for any and all information that could explain the peach's odd behavior.
_________________________________
Location:Objective J3xV, Northeast Kreen.
Status: Recently Captured
_____________________________
[captions on the bottom]
Sergeant Kell: found any thing yet?
HakHed: not yeat ma'am.
HakHed: oh my...
Sgt. Kell: what?
Sgt. Kell: what does this mean?
HakHed: The peaches just sent out a message.
Sgt.. Kell: to who?
HakHed: the PLA, the 45th union... every peach in the damned galaxy.
Sgt. Kell: what are they saying? What do they want?
HakHed: Back up.
BKOOM!
Privet skik: WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!
Sgt. Kell: FUCK! send that info to the capital Hak!
Sgt. Kell: PRIVET! REPORT!
Pvt. Skik: we got a whole mess of vehicals comeing our way!
pew
Sgt. Kell: shit, get outa' the way. I'm coming up to see.
pew
Sgt Kell: Fuck.
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Note: the rokit launchers could be reloaded and fired in one turn as long as the user did not move for that turn. [C] is The Coalitions; turn [P] is the Peaches'
FIRST TURN:
[C]
Kell: you two! why arn't you shooting? You! get that launcher and raise hell! Skik your with me.
One GroundPounder grabs a Mk.1 launcher and he and the other two open up.
Kell and Skik run to the jeep.
The rokit baraly dents the peach hero's stolen Fast Response Vehicle, and the other shots fall short.
The jeep moves up off screen.
<><>
[P]
The Peaches move up and open up with Smallarms and a Rokit Launcher
BOOM!
The Rokit Destroys the corner of the outpost killing the GroundPounder
instantly. all other shots bounce harmlessly off the battlements and the jeep.[/color]
SECOND TURN
[C]
Kell and the other surviving G.P's unleash a second volley as skik drives into the fray.
BOOM!!
the auto-carriage and it's gunner is obliterated as the driver bails[he is stunned]
Kell: eat this assholes!!
Kell succeeds in a heroic feat and shoots the rokiteer and a wheel of the second auto carriage.
[P]
the second auto carriage flips sending the driver flying and stunning him.
the other vehicals move up again and attack. the hero fires on the G.P rokiteer.
Peach: DIE BITCH!
Skik: NOOO!!!
Kell: SKIK?!?
as bullets ping off the front of the jeep skik dives into the path of a fatal crossbow bolt.
[the peach hero's shots missed.]
FIRST TURN:
[C]
Kell: you two! why arn't you shooting? You! get that launcher and raise hell! Skik your with me.
One GroundPounder grabs a Mk.1 launcher and he and the other two open up.
Kell and Skik run to the jeep.
The rokit baraly dents the peach hero's stolen Fast Response Vehicle, and the other shots fall short.
The jeep moves up off screen.
<><>
[P]
The Peaches move up and open up with Smallarms and a Rokit Launcher
BOOM!
The Rokit Destroys the corner of the outpost killing the GroundPounder
instantly. all other shots bounce harmlessly off the battlements and the jeep.[/color]
SECOND TURN
[C]
Kell and the other surviving G.P's unleash a second volley as skik drives into the fray.
BOOM!!
the auto-carriage and it's gunner is obliterated as the driver bails[he is stunned]
Kell: eat this assholes!!
Kell succeeds in a heroic feat and shoots the rokiteer and a wheel of the second auto carriage.
[P]
the second auto carriage flips sending the driver flying and stunning him.
the other vehicals move up again and attack. the hero fires on the G.P rokiteer.
Peach: DIE BITCH!
Skik: NOOO!!!
Kell: SKIK?!?
as bullets ping off the front of the jeep skik dives into the path of a fatal crossbow bolt.
[the peach hero's shots missed.]
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TURN 3
[C]
Skik: Get outa here s-sergeant...
KRKASHK!
the jeep plows into the black buggy sending the passangers flying[gunner is dead the driver bailed]. and Kell bails.
Ground pounder rokiteer: CHEW ON THIS; BRO-CHOCH-O!!
the rokiteer launches point blank, and the other G.P moves to avenge Skik.
[i also just added the blood.]
BOOM!!!
HEAD SHOT!
[P]
as the drvier of the crossbow car zooms around the out post Two of The Three stunned drivers pick them selves up and pull out some weapons. one goes for Kell as another shoots at the Ground pounder on the roof.
HEAD SHOT
Kell: Not today, Fucker!
Kell blocks the attack and the rokiteer losses his head privileges.
TURN 4
[C]
The last ground pounder moves to the Rokit launcher and reloads.
Kell: take this you mutant FREAK!
Kell kicks her aggressor off and the blows him sky high.
[P]
the driver screeches to a stop and sprints to the door.
[C]
Skik: Get outa here s-sergeant...
KRKASHK!
the jeep plows into the black buggy sending the passangers flying[gunner is dead the driver bailed]. and Kell bails.
Ground pounder rokiteer: CHEW ON THIS; BRO-CHOCH-O!!
the rokiteer launches point blank, and the other G.P moves to avenge Skik.
[i also just added the blood.]
BOOM!!!
HEAD SHOT!
[P]
as the drvier of the crossbow car zooms around the out post Two of The Three stunned drivers pick them selves up and pull out some weapons. one goes for Kell as another shoots at the Ground pounder on the roof.
HEAD SHOT
Kell: Not today, Fucker!
Kell blocks the attack and the rokiteer losses his head privileges.
TURN 4
[C]
The last ground pounder moves to the Rokit launcher and reloads.
Kell: take this you mutant FREAK!
Kell kicks her aggressor off and the blows him sky high.
[P]
the driver screeches to a stop and sprints to the door.
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Kell: Lets finish this!
GroundPounder: Yes Ma'am!
Kell and the new rokiteer fire at the remaining peaches.
[one of whom was going for a gun but i don't think i got a pic of him.]
Head Shot!
KASPLOARCH!
the last two drivers are killed.
__________________
Location:Objective J3xV, Northeast Kreen.
Status: Secure.
[DONE]
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EPILOG:
[note: i changed MC'ballsy's name to Gerald Mc'Balksy and that symbol on the front of his desk is the coalitions new flag]
<><><>
Location: Presidential Office, Coalition City, Central continent
Status: Gold.
<><><>
[[note: the grey thing is a pen.]]
Mc'Balksy: fuckin paper work...
lieutenant Dan: SIR! SI-
clackak, chu-chu, shing
Lt. Dan: ULP!!
Lt Dan: Si-sir?
Mc'Balksy: Oh, steady off, boys.
Lt. Dan: Cough, Cough,
Mc'Balksy: what is it lieutenant?
Lt. Dan: H-Here sir.
Mc'Balksy: Dear Dice above.
Click
Mc'Balksy: Patricia. get me Telza. Now.
Patricia: Right away Sir.
[if you can't tell he just clicked the intercom on his desk.]
15 MINUTES LATER.
Prof. Telza: You called?
[note: i changed MC'ballsy's name to Gerald Mc'Balksy and that symbol on the front of his desk is the coalitions new flag]
<><><>
Location: Presidential Office, Coalition City, Central continent
Status: Gold.
<><><>
[[note: the grey thing is a pen.]]
Mc'Balksy: fuckin paper work...
lieutenant Dan: SIR! SI-
clackak, chu-chu, shing
Lt. Dan: ULP!!
Lt Dan: Si-sir?
Mc'Balksy: Oh, steady off, boys.
Lt. Dan: Cough, Cough,
Mc'Balksy: what is it lieutenant?
Lt. Dan: H-Here sir.
Mc'Balksy: Dear Dice above.
Click
Mc'Balksy: Patricia. get me Telza. Now.
Patricia: Right away Sir.
[if you can't tell he just clicked the intercom on his desk.]
15 MINUTES LATER.
Prof. Telza: You called?
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Dammit Runny, that was a fine piece of work. I enjoyed reading it and found some of the one liners quite amuzing, including the unintentional "Privet Report" line, I think you should use the rank of Privet for your armies. The pics were mostly very good and the posses excellent but sometimes let down when they were blurred. The Lego armies were good and I liked the Mad Max vehicle raiding style, those vehicles were good stuff btw. Overall I think you just got bumped up my personal list of battle reporters. Well done, you just earned yourself the dubious Warhead approval seal...
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