Death Race 2011 (Warning: WRONG)

[Bragallot]

Death Race 7 - 2011 Edition

Here be the rules:

1) Pick TWENTY celebrities who you think are going to pop their clogs in 2011.

2) The only restrictions are that they have to be real people, 18+, and can’t be on death row / scheduled for execution.

3) The score you get for a death depends on the celebrity’s AGE as follows:

18-29 years: 12 points
30-49 years: 10 points
50-59 years: 9 points
60-69 years: 8 points
70-79 years: 7 points
80-89 years: 6 points
90-99 years: 5 points
100-109 years: 4 points
110+ years: 3 points

4) BONUS points are awarded as follows:

Unique pick: +3 if you were the only competitor to pick that person.
Unlucky 13: +2 for a celeb who dies on the 13th of any month.
Unnatural causes: +3 for murder, suicide or accident (but not State executions).
Party pooper: +5 for a celeb who dies on their birthday or X mas Day (date of death is that of the region where they died).
Joker: Nominate one of your celebs as joker - if your joker dies you get double points for that person.

5) They must be famous enough to get a major news website obituary or to have a wikipedia entry that isn’t a stub

6) In the event of a tie, the following criteria is used in this order:

a) The most correctly-chosen deceased celebs.
b) The youngest average age of hits.
c) The first to score points that year.

7) The deadline is 28th Jan (but we won’t be too strict with that)

8 ) Remember to check that your entrants aren’t already dead!

9) Committing murder is cheating

[Bragallot]

1. David Beckham
2. Barack Obama
3. Vladimir Poetin
4. Nicolas Sarkozy
5. Gérard Depardieu
6. Herman Van Rompuy
7. Nelson Mandela
8. Pope Ratzinger
9. George Michael - JOKER
10. Jack Nicholson
11. Ian McKellen
12. Garri Kasparov
13. Daniel Radcliffe
14. Vincent Furnier (Alice Cooper)
15. Fidel Castro
16. Osama Bin Laden
17. Henry Kissinger
18. Charles, Prince of Wales
19. Elizabeth II (The Queen)
20. Jacques Shirakh

[Warhead]

We used to run a ghoul pool at work... until the papers got wind of it.

If I could confirm PedoNuker was over 18 he'd make my list. Oh, wait... no murder. Damn.

[ikensall]

Just in bieber will have to die if the human race shall continue to thrive.

[Arkbrik]

1. Julian Assange
2. Bradley Manning
3. Kim Jong Il DEAD (+8)
4. Fidel Castro (JOKER)
5. Mickey Rooney
6. Sarah Palin
7. Jean Reno
8. Princess Lilian (of Sweden)
9. Britney Spears
10. Lady Gaga
11. Barack Obama
12. Jean-Marie Le Pen
13. Silvio Berlusconi
14. Dmitry Medvedev
15. Lee Myung-Bak
16. John McCain
17. Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva
18. Robert Pattinson
19. John Cleese
20. Liu Xiaobo

[stubby]

Crap, Arkbrik picked my favorites already. I'll ditch Julian Assange but I'm keeping Kim Jong Il for myself, you bastard.

1. Snooki
2. Kim Jong Il
3. Dick Cheney
4. Pope Ratzinger
5. Miley Cyrus
6. Bobby Kotick
7. Aretha Franklin
8. Marilyn Manson
9. Dick Clark
10. George Lucas
11. Helen Thomas
12. Paris Hilton
13. Hamid Karzai
14. Charlie Manson
15. George H.W. Bush
16. Lindsay Lohan (Joker)
17. Britney Spears
18. Michael C. Hall
19. Steve Jobs
20. Michael Douglas

[Tzan]

Oooh, Michael Douglas you really put some thought into this
Or you did a Google search. Nice list.

[stubby]

My list is based almost entirely on tabloid covers in the grocery checkout line, with a couple exceptions for personal grudges.

21. Tzan

[Tzan]

D'oh

Actually its not a bad pick... unfortunately.
Although I did get through all of 2010 without a trip to the hospital, unlike 08 and 09.

My brother told me a story about his next door neighbor. He was 35 in good health, out mowing his lawn he had some sort of blood vessel bursty thing in his brain and he dropped dead. Noob.

[ikensall]

1.President Sarcozy
2.President Sarcozy's wife
3.President Sarcozy's family
4.All the managers of FIFA (Betting scandals)
5.The members of the pakistani cricket team(As mentioned above)
6.The members of the australian cricket team (they've almost lost the ashes, and will probobally be shot at dawn for this disgrace)
7.The members of the english cricket team(They'll get shot by some enraged aussies)
8.David Beckham (sissy)
9.All footballers(sissies)
10.Daisy the cow (foot and mouth)
11.Ex president george bush (all presidents get shot/shot at atleast once and considering everything he will almost certainly be on the top of the hitlist)
12.Julian Assange (yeah I know)
13.News readers (bye bye FOX)
14.Other newsreaders (bye bye BBC you lefty sods)
15.Gerorge clooney(He's sure to get hit bye a piano, like the coffee advert right?)
16.Robot monkey(duh)
17.Ed milliband(A bit like george bush)
18.Gordon brown(exactly like george bush)
19.Adam boulton (google, and find the discussion between him and alistar campbell)
20.Bruce forsythe (he HAS to die eventually)

[RoC77]

1. Peter Falk (+9)
2. Kim Jong Il (+8)
3. Gene Hackman
4. Lindsey Lohan
5. Warren Buffett
6. Dick Clark
7. Clint Eastwood
8. Tom Cruise
9. Andy Dick
10. Queen Elizabeth II
11. Kate Moss
12. Betty White
13. Duane Lee "Dog" Chapman
14. Ron Jeremy
15. Jack Black
16. George Lucas
17. John McCain
18. Nelson Mandela
19. Pauly Shore
20. Whitney Houston (Joker)

Had K-Fed in there, but then I thought the news agencies wouldn't pick that up.

Oh, and I'm pretty sure Fidel Castro has been dead for a while, they just haven't declared it yet or body doubles...

[Natalya]

1:  Barack Obama
2:  The Pope
3:  Prince Charles
4:  Steve Jobs DEAD (+9)
5:  Steve Wozniak
6:  Carl Icahn
7:  Little Wayne
8:  Dick Cheney
9:  Ariel Sharon
10: Dick Clarke (Joker)
11: Walter Breuning DEAD (+6)
12: Mississippi Winn DEAD (+6)
13: Eunice Sanborn DEAD (+6)
14: Vince Offer
15: David Miscavige
16: Christopher Poole
17: Warren Buffett
18: Queen Latifah
19: Christian Bale
20: John Lewis

[RoC77]

You forgot your joker...

[ikensall]

You forgot your joker...

Dang. Me too, WHICH ONE, WHICH ONE.

[RoC77]

I’m surprised that no one listed the other half of the polish government? What… Too soon?