MANLY TALES - GETTING DOWN WITH YOUR BADASS.

[Warhead]

Next of kin probably got chased for the bill no doubt.

There was another guy we thought had been brutally murdered, blood everywhere but we couldn't find any obvious stab wounds or whatnot. It turned out the guy had been an alcoholic and took some sort of seizure during a myocardial infarction which somehow caused his drink induced stomach ulcers to literally explode. So he was vomiting copious amounts of blood out his mouth as the heart attack killed him. It must have been very painful because the blood splatter was really violent and wildly sprayed all over the room. No pets this time, his girlfriend who'd found him was a bit of a dog though.

Damn... dude, you should make your own thread about this: Warheads Daily Tales of a Scottish Cop

ALL YOUR MANLY TALES GO HERE...

[spartan117]

in an airsoft game where my team was me, two guys who where my age but no spartan and a dude my age who had a fair amount of airsoft time, against 5 of the best airsoft players there were. my team had basic assault rifles. there team had a high power sniper rifle AND a heavy machine gun.
so right before the game started im thinking: how the heck did this happen?
so the horn sounds before i can come up with a good plan, i simply said "flank left". so now im running with my team when we make contact, turns out they flanked faster and where waiting for us. i yell "get down! grab cover and return fire!" then look around knowing we can't win force on force so i told them to keep there heads down and don't die then ran far to my right hoping to yet again flank, and as always i got lucky and got right next to them and started taking shots. after a few more i took out the guy watching me, ran right towards the rest of there team, shot one more, and felt somthing like an arrow go past my head, it was the high power sniper.
i ducked, rolled and fired a burst in his direction, more luck, got him right in the head, the last two turned towards me and only got of three or four shots before i finished them off...then i was just standing there panting, i had killed the whole enemy team, and without a single casualty on mine.

[Hoboman]

in an airsoft game where my team was me, two guys who where my age but no spartan and a dude my age who had a fair amount of airsoft time, against 5 of the best airsoft players there were. my team had basic assault rifles. there team had a high power sniper rifle AND a heavy machine gun.
so right before the game started im thinking: how the heck did this happen?
so the horn sounds before I can come up with a good plan, I simply said "flank left". so now im running with my team when we make contact, turns out they flanked faster and where waiting for us. I yell "get down! grab cover and return fire!" then look around knowing we can't win force on force so I told them to keep there heads down and don't die then ran far to my right hoping to yet again flank, and as always I got lucky and got right next to them and started taking shots. after a few more I took out the guy watching me, ran right towards the rest of there team, shot one more, and felt somthing like an arrow go past my head, it was the high power sniper.
I ducked, rolled and fired a burst in his direction, more luck, got him right in the head, the last two turned towards me and only got of three or four shots before I finished them off...then I was just standing there panting, I had killed the whole enemy team, and without a single casualty on mine.

Interesting story. I have a feeling this is one that would have made a better video then story though.

[Ex-Lep]

I was hiking up this dry hill covered with boulders, burnt brush, and other assorted dead plants when i looked ahead and saw a rattlesnake in my path. so i walked over at a slightly fast pace, it saw me and started rattleing or whatever, so i trapped its head under my leather boot. then i took my knife (dad's ex-navy survival k-bar)and slit it first lengthwise then just cut off the head. i kept my foot thereon the head till the body stopped moving, then cut off the rattle and took it with me, and continued with my hike. i think i ended up tying the rattle to my stave. (much later, a pussy friend of friend broke the staff, which i had handcarved/painted, so i threw him into the local river bleeding in several places. but thats a different story)

in short, i had a knife fight with an angry rattlesnake. i won.

[Warhead]

This is not Twitter, details man, details.

[ForlornCreature]

Airsoft stuff

Warhead meant IRL stories, not Halo multiplayer jeez.

[RunsWithLegos]

well, at one day in 8th grade at recess i was strolling around the football field thinking, when i saw some kids in my grade chucking snowballs at one of my friends from 7th grade on the other side of the field. So I yelled to them, telling them to stop, they did not and pegged my friend in the chest with an ice ball, making her fall and cry, now this pissed me off so i came up to them and told them to stop or i would force them to, most of them Stoped, but one said "i'd like to see you try." and got ready to throw another ice ball. So i shoved him into the snow bank he was bent over. He got up and socked me in the mouth, And i grabbed one of his arms and his coat and picked him up, turned around and slammed him on his back. then i left.

Later some one told me he lost a tooth some how.

[stubby]

They still have recess in eighth grade? Damn, I got cut off at sixth I think, back in the age of dinosaurs. I can't think of a single manly thing that ever happened at recess except maybe some dodgeball variants.

[Warhead]

Way, way back in High School. In a snow ball fight gone wrong, most did go wrong in our school as it was just another excuse for massive fights.

I charged a whole class of fellow pupils of the same year as me and grabbed one guy by the neck putting him in a hold before looking up only to see I was alone. The rest of my class had balked and run for it. His mates had by now cunningly spotted that I was the only one who had charged so were beginning to rush forward. I remember thinking how fucked I was when I saw them all running at me intent on dishing out a kicking. I could see the whole class of maybe 15-20 guys racing for me. You know that bull shit about time slowing, well it's not bull. I looked down at my feet, saw a patch of gritted path that wasn't ice and snow and set my feet firmly on it taking a wide stance. The guy I was holding started to struggle so I punched him two or three times rapid like to the back of the head and shouted for him to stay still. I looked up and the first guy was right there bringing his arm back for a swing and I punched him in the face bursting his nose letting him fall past me as I threw the guy I was holding round in front of me and into the next guy. They both went down in a heap and with my hands free I started punching and yelling blue blazes shouting "C'mon you motherfuckers!!!" and egging them on. The entire class stopped and ran for it, my classmates had arrived. Not my toughest but one of the most fondest fights I've ever had. It was my earliest experience of keeping a clear head in a scary situation.

[Tzan]

Yeah manly recess is not really a phrase.

The craziest thing that happened at recess:
The school was built on some landfill at the corner of some swampy land. It was mostly dry but got wet during a good rain. The school was built on maybe 10 feet of fill. So some plants grow back on that slope.

So one day walking around a building there was this bush right at the path that had a genuine black widow spider about a foot away from 5 year olds walking by. We left it right the fuck alone. Spiders got to eat right?

[Warhead]

Spiders are fine too. We don't get deadly spiders here, too cold. If our lot had seen that they would have had it boxed and sold soon as. We do get foxes as big as an average sized black Labrador. There were some mumblings of them attacking kids playing in their gardens but nothing reported or confirmed.

Manly Recess?.. Well, one of my earliest High School recollections during lunch break was watching a guy being taken apart by a gang of Busby Young Team with Chibs (the name for sharpened metal used as a knife) and hammers stolen from metal work class. Does that count?

[Tzan]

heh heh
Well stuff like that doesn't happen in a nice up scale small town school, in the US anyway.

When I was 5 my parents moved us to a small town. We were in a much larger town that probably did have gang activity.

[Warhead]

My High School. A day out in Beirut. That's the dinner halls and kitchens and gym area, not far from the snowball escapade.

[spartan117]

first my story was IRL


second that was a manly story warhead,its funny how easy it is to scare a large group of people by beating the eff out of two or three

third ex-lep, if you hadnt won then who is talking now?

[RunsWithLegos]

Sixth. my story was IRL


Seventh: that was a manly story warhead,its funny how easy it is to scare a large group of people by beating the eff out of two or three

third ex-lep, if you hadnt won then who is talking now?

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