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Postby Warhead » Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:04 pm

Next of kin probably got chased for the bill no doubt.

See, that's the kind of attitude and sense of humour that makes a good cop. The kind of humour that asks the new guy to go to the scene of a suicide off a high-rise block of flats to check the deceased's description. Invariably there is nothing left to describe, unless the bloak looked like teeth and jam beforehand.

There was another guy we thought had been brutally murdered, blood everywhere but we couldn't find any obvious stab wounds or whatnot. It turned out the guy had been an alcoholic and took some sort of seizure during a myocardial infarction which somehow caused his drink induced stomach ulcers to literally explode. So he was vomiting copious amounts of blood out his mouth as the heart attack killed him. It must have been very painful because the blood splatter was really violent and wildly sprayed all over the room. No pets this time, his girlfriend who'd found him was a bit of a dog though.
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Postby BFenix » Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:12 pm

Warhead wrote:Next of kin probably got chased for the bill no doubt.

There was another guy we thought had been brutally murdered, blood everywhere but we couldn't find any obvious stab wounds or whatnot. It turned out the guy had been an alcoholic and took some sort of seizure during a myocardial infarction which somehow caused his drink induced stomach ulcers to literally explode. So he was vomiting copious amounts of blood out his mouth as the heart attack killed him. It must have been very painful because the blood splatter was really violent and wildly sprayed all over the room. No pets this time, his girlfriend who'd found him was a bit of a dog though.

Damn... dude, you should make your own thread about this: Warheads Daily Tales of a Scottish Cop
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Postby solvess » Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:17 pm

BFenix wrote:Damn... dude, you should make your own thread about this: Warheads Daily Tales of a Scottish Cop
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Postby Ex-Lep » Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:28 pm

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BFenix wrote:Damn... dude, you should make your own thread about this: Warheads Daily Tales of a Scottish Cop
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Postby Robot Monkey » Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:29 pm

Ex-Lep wrote:
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BFenix wrote:Damn... dude, you should make your own thread about this: Warheads Daily Tales of a Scottish Cop
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Postby Warhead » Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:35 pm

:oops: Oops, yeah, fair enough. New thread up. :D
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Postby stubby » Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:36 pm

Warhead wrote:The kind of humour that asks the new guy to go to the scene of a suicide off a high-rise block of flats to check the deceased's description. Invariably there is nothing left to describe, unless the bloak looked like teeth and jam beforehand.

I guess that would pin down the suicide motive then.
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