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Postby SnakeMittens » Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:32 pm

There is this one hot sauce that is called Dave's Insanity.
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The recommended serving is one drop, and two drops made a grown man cry. How manly would it be?
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Postby Keldoclock » Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:15 am

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/bacon/c399/

BACON IN A CAN THAT WILL LAST FOR 10 YEARS!
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Re: Manly Foods

Postby Warhead » Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:22 am

SnakeMittens wrote:There is this one hot sauce that is called Dave's Insanity.
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The recommended serving is one drop, and two drops made a grown man cry. How manly would it be?


IMO the use of the word "gourmet" means this item is invalid for manliness.

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Not as manly but it has a fire extinguisher on the side, this is now manly...
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Postby stubby » Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:31 am

Making a grown man cry is the opposite of manly. Now count how many drops are in that bottle and then you can calculate exactly how unmanly it is.
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Postby Rody » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:00 am

and it stops working the moment you meat someone who eats a lot of indian food.
I swear I always laugh when people try to feed me something spicy trying to get the AAAGGH hothothot reaction and instead find me enjoying the concoction.
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Postby Apollyon » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:19 am

Bragging with that you can take the hottest food was not manly in fifth grade and certainly is not manly as an adult.
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Postby Ex-Lep » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:38 am

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Postby Zahru II » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:45 am

Which begs the question: why do we need this thread in the first place since we already had one?
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Postby stubby » Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:32 pm

Checking to see whether someone else already made your thread isn't that manly.
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Postby ikensall » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:42 pm

stubby wrote:Checking to see whether someone else already made your thread isn't that manly.


Just like replying to posts telling us what's not manly is not manly.

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Postby Zahru II » Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:14 pm

Not manly is not manly is not manly is not manly is not manly.

I'm getting insane...
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Postby SnakeMittens » Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:47 pm

Aren't we all?
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Postby Rody » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:09 pm

Apollyon wrote:Bragging with that you can take the hottest food was not manly in fifth grade and certainly is not manly as an adult.

Aaand I don't care, I just liked the look of people trying my snacks.
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Postby solvess » Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:20 pm

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Postby RoC77 » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:38 pm

solvess wrote:Meat Salad


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