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Prisoner Panik.

Postby Ogel96 » Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:05 am

Brikwar occured between Paco, Me and my friend brian. Brian borrowed a partially built squad that I'm still deciding what to do with, tenatively called the Ayy-Team.

Backstory: A recent conference was held between representatives of various alien races to decide on an alliance. Many important faces including LEGOlas, General Stevebus, and Frank the friendly alien were there. However, a well placed bomb by Captain McPornstar destroyed the ship, and sent everyone at the conference hurtling to the planet below. Several groups prepared. Paco moved out to ransom the generals. The Ayy-team wanted to kill them, while the Black Hand and Tactical Squad wanted them alive.


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The somewhat unprepared Ayys.

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My troops, led by Elephant Man

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LEGOlas is under guard and cuff.

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Paco's troops have Stevebus on the beer car. (his troop overview is being stupid)

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The A's have taken to their feet, ready to guard Frank.

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Their hero, Horus.

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Paco is led by Paco. I'm led by elephant man, but imageshack is being a douche.

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hillbilly Andy just wants to be left out of this.

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the kitty wants to do kitty things.
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While Steve the corpse, with vague objectives, goes a kindle! (My friend used the phrase going akimbo for one of his men, and i misheard.)

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The transport opens, nearly crushing kitty!
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My men file out, and the right hand is on a horse HE-YAH.

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Paco and his cavalry move forward.
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The first fatality is dealt by paco's jet trooper.
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Another swiftly follows.


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A gunner misses, tripping (:D BALLS! :D)
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The jet trooper is pulverized.
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There is much carnage.
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Carnage, and dog piss.
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Battle corner.

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Overview. Round 2 tomorrow.
My doctor says I have an obsession with vengance. We'll just see about that
My 550th post was "JANE-FREAKIN-GOODALL".
I called the Ghostbusters in my 600th post.
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Postby Zahru II » Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:54 am

Elephant man. Coolest hero ever or the coolest hero ever?
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Postby Warhead » Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:22 am

CARNAGE!... and wut! Dog PISS?!. :lol:
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Motherfucker!
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Postby Paco » Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:53 am

The dog piss made my knight feel insecure, which would later make him flee away from the fighting.
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Silverdream wrote:the link for a kingdom in turmoil leads to grave tidings.


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Postby Ogel96 » Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:14 am

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Steve gets an Ipod!
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The hillbilly gets some faucet.
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The kitty continues it's run.
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Paco is slaughtered by three guys.
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A ninja dies too.
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my side.
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Random shit.
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Stevebus gets thrown off the car.
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Which starts moving
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Death
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The piss knight goes for some maniac beer.
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Glug glug glug.
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PTERODACTYL head knight!
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The dragon looks cool, but does only one damage.
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Resting position.
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Troops move up.
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Carnage shot.
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Horus jumps on the truck, breaking it's gun.
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Moar carnage.
My doctor says I have an obsession with vengance. We'll just see about that
My 550th post was "JANE-FREAKIN-GOODALL".
I called the Ghostbusters in my 600th post.
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Postby Paco » Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:59 pm

Moar carnage nao?
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Postby Ogel96 » Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:32 pm

Okay.
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Steve goes on his Ipod, and gets rickrolled.
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The hillbilly shoots a leg.
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Kitty is a stranger to love, so he runs.
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My men turn out, and kill bridge guards.
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I kill the ninjas.
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My hero uses Call of the Wild. All animals are mine for two turns unless dominated.
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This one isn't mine, cause the dragon killed it's rider after the feat.
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YEAH EM!
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Load ze cannon,
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LE FIRE!
Le oh crap.
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LE OUCH!
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Carnage,
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FLIGHT!
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falls.
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A missile!
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Fails. Paco can't win today.
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Horus gets attacked!-Gratuitous blood for the kill!
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And down goes the Right Hand and, sniff, ELEPHANT MAN!
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Squish.
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BLAAARGH!

thats it for round 3
My doctor says I have an obsession with vengance. We'll just see about that
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