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Postby Warhead » Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:33 pm

I can't even be arsed reading this because I just know it's choc full of shit.
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Postby beluga » Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:51 pm

Is there really going to be a gladiator fight? Former president Austin has no awesomeness unlike General Yadlin, and he is only an uber-champion because he's the leader of the Nyphilians. He does not have much in terms of being able to fight, so I say he's dead anyways. Let's broadcast it on every galactic news station if possible.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:44 pm

PandoraNuker.

I admire you tenacity.

But I would sincerely like to fight you in BrikWars.
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Postby Ex-Lep » Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:24 pm

read up untill
beluga wrote: *Watches helicopter zoom away past the stars, undetected and unattacked, to its destination*

a helicopter...working...in space? the gas bombs used in the bunker takeover/capture were stronger than i thought.
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Postby beluga » Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:53 pm

Nyphilis produces Pegasus Interstellar Helicopters, thanks to the powers of the neutrina and the Pedo's boson we have minimized an interstellar engine to fit into the rotors, which are tilted 90 degrees for interstellar travel. They are prohibitively expensive, so they are limited to VIP transport only currently, and regular units just use the regular Pegasus Choppers for combat.
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Postby Ham701 » Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:09 am

Helicopters operating with AIR. Which is why at a certain altitude it does not WORK.
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Postby Ogel96 » Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:17 am

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Postby aoffan23 » Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:19 am

@Everyone: :my floppy penis:

He may be coming up with ways to not get fictionally eliminated, but you're also putting a ton of effort into thinking of ways to fictionally kill him off. You're all being just as annoyingly persistent as him, except there's more of you, so you just look like some pricks ganging up on an annoying kid in elementary school. You get mad that he's annoying, he responds annoyingly, you get even madder, he responds even more annoyingly, etc.

Really, you all look just as dumb as him.
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Postby razgriz 25th inf. » Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:39 am

alright whateveryournameisidontwanttobothertoremember, at least you, for once, listened to us. i 1/4 of the way forgive you. no more than that. that is all.
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Postby Warhead » Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:41 am

aoffan23 wrote:@Everyone: :my floppy penis:

He may be coming up with ways to not get fictionally eliminated, but you're also putting a ton of effort into thinking of ways to fictionally kill him off. You're all being just as annoyingly persistent as him, except there's more of you, so you just look like some pricks ganging up on an annoying kid in elementary school. You get mad that he's annoying, he responds annoyingly, you get even madder, he responds even more annoyingly, etc.

Really, you all look just as dumb as him.


Doing nothing is why he's back. We threw him away and he's back because all you people did nothing. He was Permanently banned, apparently the definition of permanently has new meaning. Now I have to put up with this sucker of satans rectum dribbling his spew all over the forum and the irritation of having to continually smash him into the ground. Maybe when someone's fucking with you, you'd prefer to bend over and make it easy, I'll keep to fighting the fucker off but thanks for the suggestion though.

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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:26 am

Do the gladiator fight and get him snuggled by a mob captured Scavs and adrenaline pumped Orcs and a tentacle monster.
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Postby BFenix » Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:18 am

Ham701 wrote:Helicopters operating with AIR. Which is why at a certain altitude it does not WORK.


LOL, I know Brikwars supports crazy contraptions, but interstellar helis? Thats just dumb
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Postby beluga » Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:17 pm

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The red arrow shows how the rotors must tilt until the cones (circled in purple) containing the engines faces backwards. When the cones are pointed backwards, with rotors are in the front, the miniaturized interstellar engine inside the cone is turned on, and propels the helicopter forward at speeds capable of interstellar. Interstellar travel is nothing to us, it’s like driving a car across a town, and the engines required for it are getting smaller by the year. The Phoenix fighter uses interstellar engines so small, they’re no bigger than a milk bottle.

Yes, all changes between an interstellar Pegasus and a regular Pegasus are under the hood, just use imagination.
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Postby Warhead » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:40 pm

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Postby BFenix » Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:03 pm

Warhead wrote:Image

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