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My Manly Profession:

Postby Cpt. Zipps » Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:09 am

Dentistry. Now I'm not talking about your puss-doctor dentists that just clean your teeth and then hang themselves, I'm talking about full on, sadistic, anesthetic-free abuse.

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for the next month I will be Orin Scrivello D.D.S. Abuse, Singing and Death await.
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Postby Ogel96 » Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:41 am

:shock: You're the sour kangaroo? :shock:
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Postby BFenix » Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:31 am

Man, sorry to say this but I really don't like dentists because of their sadistic looks when messin with my mouth. They play Brikwars. On your teeth.
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Postby The Shadowscythe » Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:23 pm

My less than manly daytime profession is third year student, but during the nights I become . . . BAKERY/DELICATESSEN MAN!

That's right! I make dough! Bake Bread! Print Labels! Shrink wrap Bread! Put Bread on shelves! Cook Fresh Chicken in Small, Medium and Large sizes! and even BBQ chickens! I get to cook Chinese style ribs! I get to prepare and slice meat you mother fuckers! On a machine that has already eaten half of my left index finger! and I get to slice and serve cheeses! of many varieties!

NOT ONLY THIS BUT I GET PAID FOR THIS SHIT.


Outside of these two jobs, I am a father of my beautiful year old daughter - which is the manliest thing in the universe - not only because I CAN RAISE CHILD IN MIDDLE OF BATTLEFIELD LIKE PROUD SOVIET FATHER - but I belong to a proud cadre of three on this forum.

Between myself, stubby and Warhead - we are the only ones here capable of proving we've had sex (both myself and Warhead with - MILF's . . . i dunno about the stubbster) and therefore out-man all you prepubescent little bitches until you can grow real beards and be manly fucking men.

I will now take my man crown and septre,, feel free to grovel at your leisure.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:53 pm

...and Hobo.
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Postby Ex-Lep » Sun Feb 06, 2011 5:19 pm

1. i get paid to teach people to sail.
2. they pay my boss, who pays me.
3. i sail while they sit and try to listen to my instructions.
4. i get people's money for taking them and holding them hostage for 4 hours on my boat.

By this reasoning:
...im a pirate.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:51 pm

:lol:

6) Cut off leg, replace with wooden peg.
7) Buy a parrot.
8 ) Say Aaar! more often.
9) Full period Pirate attire must be worn at all times.
10) Plank, someone must walk it.

Only then will I agree. :D
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Postby Natalya » Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:06 am

I illegally download stuff off the internet. That makes me a pirate.
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Postby Apollyon » Mon Feb 07, 2011 3:34 am

I shag young wumin! That makes me a womanizer... i guess.
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Postby BFenix » Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:37 am

Apollyon wrote:I shag young wumin! That makes me a womanizer... I guess.

:pedo: jk
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Postby Hoboman » Mon Feb 07, 2011 11:33 am

The Shadowscythe wrote:Between myself, stubby and Warhead - we are the only ones here capable of proving we've had sex (both myself and Warhead with - MILF's . . . I dunno about the stubbster) ....
Warhead wrote:...and Hobo.

Yes, thank you Warhead. I do have off-spring thus I must be in this group. :lol:
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Postby Green Man » Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:59 pm

Make that five forum members that have spawned. I have a 2 month old son.
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Postby feuer_faust » Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:29 pm

My profession is very manly. Daily I fight off the ravening hordes of Deep Ones, antisocial creatures that dwell in small covens in light-devoid chambers beneath our very cities. They emerge periodically for new things to amuse themselves, still rank and smelling of the...

Yeah, I work at a hobby shop. It's brutal, man. Trust me. Especially when you find the snotty little kids, or worse, the adults who never made it past the snotty kid stage.
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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Mon Feb 07, 2011 3:39 pm

feuer_faust wrote:My profession is very manly. Daily I fight off the ravening hordes of Deep Ones, antisocial creatures that dwell in small covens in light-devoid chambers beneath our very cities. They emerge periodically for new things to amuse themselves, still rank and smelling of the...

Yeah, I work at a hobby shop. It's brutal, man. Trust me. Especially when you find the snotty little kids, or worse, the adults who never made it past the snotty kid stage.


Or worst of all: SPEHS MAHREENS PLAYERS.
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Postby BFenix » Mon Feb 07, 2011 4:19 pm

My job might not be the manliest but it is definitely the most difficult and scarring job in the world, student.
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