My Manly Profession:

[Cpt. Zipps]

Dentistry. Now I'm not talking about your puss-doctor dentists that just clean your teeth and then hang themselves, I'm talking about full on, sadistic, anesthetic-free abuse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM

for the next month I will be Orin Scrivello D.D.S. Abuse, Singing and Death await.

[Ogel96]

You're the sour kangaroo?

[BFenix]

Man, sorry to say this but I really don't like dentists because of their sadistic looks when messin with my mouth. They play Brikwars. On your teeth.

[The Shadowscythe]

My less than manly daytime profession is third year student, but during the nights I become . . . BAKERY/DELICATESSEN MAN!

That's right! I make dough! Bake Bread! Print Labels! Shrink wrap Bread! Put Bread on shelves! Cook Fresh Chicken in Small, Medium and Large sizes! and even BBQ chickens! I get to cook Chinese style ribs! I get to prepare and slice meat you mother fuckers! On a machine that has already eaten half of my left index finger! and I get to slice and serve cheeses! of many varieties!

NOT ONLY THIS BUT I GET PAID FOR THIS SHIT.

Outside of these two jobs, I am a father of my beautiful year old daughter - which is the manliest thing in the universe - not only because I CAN RAISE CHILD IN MIDDLE OF BATTLEFIELD LIKE PROUD SOVIET FATHER - but I belong to a proud cadre of three on this forum.

Between myself, stubby and Warhead - we are the only ones here capable of proving we've had sex (both myself and Warhead with - MILF's . . . i dunno about the stubbster) and therefore out-man all you prepubescent little bitches until you can grow real beards and be manly fucking men.

I will now take my man crown and septre,, feel free to grovel at your leisure.

[Warhead]

...and Hobo.

[Ex-Lep]

1. i get paid to teach people to sail.
2. they pay my boss, who pays me.
3. i sail while they sit and try to listen to my instructions.
4. i get people's money for taking them and holding them hostage for 4 hours on my boat.

By this reasoning:
...im a pirate.

[Warhead]

6) Cut off leg, replace with wooden peg.
7) Buy a parrot.
8 ) Say Aaar! more often.
9) Full period Pirate attire must be worn at all times.
10) Plank, someone must walk it.

Only then will I agree.

[Natalya]

I illegally download stuff off the internet. That makes me a pirate.

[Apollyon]

I shag young wumin! That makes me a womanizer... i guess.

[BFenix]

I shag young wumin! That makes me a womanizer... I guess.

jk

[Hoboman]

Between myself, stubby and Warhead - we are the only ones here capable of proving we've had sex (both myself and Warhead with - MILF's . . . I dunno about the stubbster) ....

...and Hobo.

Yes, thank you Warhead. I do have off-spring thus I must be in this group.

[Green Man]

Make that five forum members that have spawned. I have a 2 month old son.

[feuer_faust]

My profession is very manly. Daily I fight off the ravening hordes of Deep Ones, antisocial creatures that dwell in small covens in light-devoid chambers beneath our very cities. They emerge periodically for new things to amuse themselves, still rank and smelling of the...

Yeah, I work at a hobby shop. It's brutal, man. Trust me. Especially when you find the snotty little kids, or worse, the adults who never made it past the snotty kid stage.

[Cpt. Zipps]

My profession is very manly. Daily I fight off the ravening hordes of Deep Ones, antisocial creatures that dwell in small covens in light-devoid chambers beneath our very cities. They emerge periodically for new things to amuse themselves, still rank and smelling of the...

Yeah, I work at a hobby shop. It's brutal, man. Trust me. Especially when you find the snotty little kids, or worse, the adults who never made it past the snotty kid stage.

Or worst of all: SPEHS MAHREENS PLAYERS.

[BFenix]

My job might not be the manliest but it is definitely the most difficult and scarring job in the world, student.