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Postby Warhead » Wed Feb 16, 2011 1:23 pm

I like feeling old... moms
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Postby Hoboman » Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:55 pm

I don't see how I have a choice, I am growing old. :lol:
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Postby Warhead » Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:10 pm

I can't wait until I'm a cranky cantankerous old bastard that has all day to fuck with people and make a nuisance of myself... after all why change just 'cause I'm old.
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Postby Jbgarrison » Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:32 pm

I'm never going to get old... right about the time of my eventual mid-life crisis (on or about my 80th birthday), I will don my ring of power and turn invisible upsetting the sensibilities of moderate hobbits everywhere, and live eternally hunted by the dark lord of Mordor (Lady Gaga).
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Postby RoC77 » Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:42 pm

When I'm 60 or 70 I'm going out into the woods and fight a bear with a big Bowie knife, like that guy did in Legends of the Fall. If I live, old or not, no one is going to mess with a guy who can kill a bear with a knife, if I die, at least I died manly!
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Postby Warhead » Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:45 pm

Sell the house and take out every single penny of my savings, and then whorehouse myself to death from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Postby RoC77 » Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:21 pm

Warhead wrote:Sell the house and take out every single penny of my savings, and then whorehouse myself to death from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


What if you survive? :shock:
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Postby Jbgarrison » Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:17 pm

Warhead wrote:Sell the house and take out every single penny of my savings, and then whorehouse myself to death from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


Okay. This is an emotional moment for all of us. I know that. But let's not make snap judgments, please. This is clearly an important species [old farts] we're dealing with, and I don't think you or I or anybody has the right to arbitrarily exterminate them.
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Postby Warhead » Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:01 am

Wrong.

Yeah, watch us...

@Roc: Well, it'll be them or me but one of us isn't leaving alive. :warhead:
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Postby Natalya » Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:47 am

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Warhead wrote:Sell the house and take out every single penny of my savings, and then whorehouse myself to death from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


What if you survive? :shock:


Then it's game over man, game over!!

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Wow, now even I feel old and I'm only 22.
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Postby Hoboman » Thu Feb 17, 2011 12:41 pm

Natalya wrote:Wow, now even I feel old and I'm only 22.

To my six year old you are old. :wink:

.... and to me, you are just a kid. :lol:

It's all relative.
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Postby feuer_faust » Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:23 pm

Well, I'm glad this thread was updated: I can now legally file a substitute W-2 for my taxes since my esteemed previous employers were on the ball and not-at-all evading taxes... oh wait, the other thing.

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