One blade, three wishes turn 5

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One blade, three wishes turn 5

Post by Killer Karetsu » Mon Feb 28, 2011 9:38 am

Who will win?

Fellbat knights

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The bats don't want any free riders!

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After some biting and clawing only one scorpion and a bat remain.(-4 hp for the bat swarm, 1 remaining)

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The banner bearer goes and squishes the last red scorpion and overkills the bat too.(bat swarm dead)

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The crossbowman misses the owlrat.

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Lord Wolfenstein ignores his weakness and sprints towards the southern table edge.
"Almost there..."

Dead adventurers

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They regroup, the headless is no longer headless.

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Then Isard goes after the sword...
"Tally-ho!"
...and tramples the banner bearer.

Colorpantknights

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Sir Donju calls his horse.
"Heeere Zippy!"

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Uh oh...it's the feared knight muncher, beast of the wilds which likes the taste of fleshy metal!(Horse, beak is a heavy weapon with +1 damage against targets with more than 4(1d6) armor. If someone wants it inform fast, otherwise I'll NPC it.

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Terrified, Sir Donju smashes his way open.

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"This time I'll hit the man..."

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"Oof!"
CRIT FAIL

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Not dead but disrupted.

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"You shall not pass!"

Elven ranger

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He jumps and tries to finish Urglug, but to no avail.
"Bah! I have to change my blacksmith!"

Orcs

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Urglug jumps up, sending the elf flying, but hit his head on the rock.

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Now both are disrupted. :roll:

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Da last boy runs for something else...

Count Dracela

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The mindless servant threw a spear at Sir Donju, who deflected it, sending it back.

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Impaling the mindless himself.
"Thank...you..."

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Count Dracela rips the unlucky crossbowman in his anger. I rolled three sixes and a three so Dracela regains his lost hitpoint, but his stats are still halved.

Critters

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*SHOOP-DA-WOOP"
"Nooo!"

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Owlrat would make a good pilot.

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Meat is back on the menu, boys!

Kill/death chart

Cultists(eliminated)
Kills:9(one friendly fire)/49
Alive:0/0

Fellbat knights
Kills:6/49
Alive:1/12

Colorpantknights
Kills:8/49
Alive:2/10

Orcs
Kills:5/49
Alive:2/8

Count Dracela
Kills:4/49
"Alive":1/1

Elven ranger
Kills:0/49
Alive:1/1

Dead adventurers
Kills:1/49
"Alive":4/6

Knightmuncher
Kills:0/49
Alive:1/1

Need orders from
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Post by trebnos1 » Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:10 am

I'm just not having much luck with the feats, am I?

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Post by Killer Karetsu » Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:42 am

Well, neither does Robot Monkey. But I'm the one who's rolling, so blame me :D
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Post by Arkbrik » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:28 pm

Come on. come on, come on...

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Post by Finn_striker » Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:49 pm

I post my orders to all turnsafter this: KILL URGLUG!
Sorry if you can't understand my talking.

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Post by FISH!!! » Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:49 pm

May I have the Knight Muncher?

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Post by Killer Karetsu » Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:07 pm

Of course! Just send orders.
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Post by trebnos1 » Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:23 pm

Oh crap, time to start running...

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Post by Warhead » Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:28 pm

Man, what a slaughterous mess. Great stuff. 8)
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Post by Killer Karetsu » Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:27 am

Warhead wrote:Man, what a slaughterous mess. Great stuff. 8)
Thanks.
Though it's hard to know if some of the blood effects are on the right place anymore :wink:
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