Battle of the Flooded Plains - Turn 1

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Battle of the Flooded Plains - Turn 1

Postby Paco » Sun Mar 20, 2011 10:23 am

Okay, lets get this show on the road!

Iron Scorpions - Brag
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The hero rallies his troops. "Onward! Seize the day!"

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The Berzerkers eye the wagon, and snap the chains that were holding it to the gate off.

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This is Karlos. Karlos likes smashing stuff. Karlos sees something to smash. Karlos away!

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Oh, Karlos! You clumsy bastard! (Disrupted)

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The rider understands what Karlos was going for.

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With the 40 watt bulb sun shining on him, he charges at the wagon.

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With a successful charge, the halberd makes contact, pushing the wagon forward-

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-two inches.

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The troops squad up, and head off, looking for trouble.

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The hero tries something cool, but fails, setting the trend for this turn.

Imperials
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The boats move towards the pier, and dock.

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The Elite Knight gets out of the boat, and starts climbing the tower. (Seriously, Lego, would it kill you to place some stairs once in a while?) He is followed by a worker.

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The King and the other elite guard get out of another boat, and secure the pier.

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The King addresses the fisherman. "Don't you want to make something of your life? Then go and die for me!"

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The fisherman doesn't even seem to notice. He casts out again.

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He reels it in, and the gator lands atop the King. (Disrupted.)

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His subjects are horrified, and realize that the only sensible thing to do is to kill needlessly kill a nearby alligator.

Drakkhiri - Zahru II
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The hero moves up, and uses his feat to bolster the movement of his men.

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Even with the bonus movement, only the squad leader was in range of a target, and does minimal damage to a witch.

Beach Hoes - Ogel96
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Surrounded by fighting and zombies, the Hoes do the obvious thing. Throw an awesome beach party!

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Noble as their motives are, the dice gods were not in a festive mood.

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A beach cop shows up. He's very mad at the Hoes, in fact... he's GLARING. :frog:

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He prepares to make the arrest.

Peaches
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The Crossbowmen advance towards the pier.

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But the worker still has his reaction.

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:shock:

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His pride is short lived.

The other archer fires at the Elite Knight dangling on the veranda.

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He is shot in the arm, and falls off, which shatters his armor and disrupts him.

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The Ninjas move up and take a HP away from the knight.

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The bad Ninja addresses the Beach Hoes. "Stop your fornication and join me!" It has little effect, though.


Orkz - FISH!!!
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The War Pig ditches his weapons and goes for the building.

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With his brute strength, he easily rips off a section.

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He is then suddenly attacked by an angry Green Wearing Plumber.

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The AxeBoy takes care of him.

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He quickly slumps to the ground.

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An Urack wannabe goes rummaging around the building.

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He finds some armor and a molotov cocktail.

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The hero, Gorkbachov looks pretty ridiculous, but the extra armor is still too useful to pass up.

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The War Pig wedges the wall between the building and a rock formation, cutting off a possible avenue of advance for the Drakkhirri.

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The Crossbowrk goes into the building and shoots out of the window.

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Doing minor damage to a Drakhirri.

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The Troll heads over towards the BURP with malicious intent.

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And a lucky roll.

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This might be my favorite picture I've ever taken.

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The BURP lands in the water, creating huge waves, knocking over the surfer.

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The monkey on top of the BURP goes flying.

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Animal cruelty is fun.

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It also veers the spearguard off course.

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Uh, oh, they're within range of another alligator...

Undead - NPC
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The witch realizes she's in trouble.

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She teleports away.

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Safely on a cliff, she fires a spell at the Drakhirri lord.

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Who rolls a two for his armor, burning though both his HP in one hit.

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Sorry Zahru.

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As the other witch gets within range, a Drakhirri uses his reaction-

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She meets her end the same way Darth Maul did.

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Hemotaros tries to raise the Drakhirri hero as a Zombie, but fails.

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He settles for beheading a Drakhirri.

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The Skellies move up.

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Some undead move towards the Iron Scorpions.

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Others move towards the Beach Hoes.

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The rest continue towards the Pier.

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Arkatox engages the axmen.

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They use their responce actions.

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This results in one dead Peach and minor damage for Arkatox.



OVERVIEWS
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NOW ACCEPTING ORDERS FOR TURN 2

I'll try and get a killchart up in a bit.[/b]
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Postby FISH!!! » Sun Mar 20, 2011 11:30 am

That was hillarious. Silly Monkey shouldn't have been standing on top of the BURP...
I've realised all that happened this turn was basically a mixture of Animal cruelty and fails...
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Postby Warhead » Sun Mar 20, 2011 12:32 pm

:shock: You had a perfect opportunity for a Tsunami!

Enjoyable goings on like Bonn-o-Tron. But poor Zahru! :lol:
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Postby Bragallot » Sun Mar 20, 2011 3:22 pm

I'd give him the opportunity to join with me, but I just can't forgive those Drakhirri 8)
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Postby Zahru II » Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:11 pm

Aww, come on Brags. It was just a job. Like this one. Anyhow, a drakhirr would never join forces with anyone for FREE. That'd be crazy.
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Postby Bragallot » Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:22 pm

Well I didn't say I was going to kill them, just not helping them to not die ;) (honestly I appreciate you trying to kill the undead :))
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Postby Zahru II » Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:37 pm

Meh, it's kinda whatever for me now. So I'm just gonna mess around and make everyone's life a pain :)

At least, that's the non-canon part. Actually these guys were hired by a funny man with an accent and a monocle (because I decided so).
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Postby Bragallot » Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:42 pm

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Vat?
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Postby Zahru II » Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:45 pm

Yes, drakhirri services include value added tax :lol:
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:48 pm

NO LUIGI! :cry:
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Postby Paco » Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:00 am

Whoever sends in orders for NapalmKing, who plays the Imperials gets his spot. Or he could send in his orders, if he forgot.
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Postby Paco » Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:45 am

The Kill Chart of Ego Boosts
Imperials
1 + 1x Crocodile

Orks
1 + 1x Monkey

Undead
2 + 1 Hero (Drakhirri lord)

Peaches
1

Drakhirri
1


Round Two is photographed, expect it either later today or tomorrow.
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