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Postby The Shadowscythe » Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:50 am

Feh, just introduce a squad of the SAS to the death eaters - I can garauntee that entire body count will be bullets, not spells. :twisted:
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Postby Cpl. Halan » Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:30 am

Hell yeah, V-man won't stay dead but the others will, you'd need magic to kill the soul suckers but otherwise, a hollowpoint doesn't care if the head it goes through slings magic for a living. Also, SMGs have a much higher rate of fire than a wand.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:13 pm

muffinman42 wrote:A fellowship have to journey to destroy a ring.
An evil wants to stop them and claim the ring.
The fellow ship have too chuck the ring into a pecific volcano.


Oh dear, something else Rowling didn't pull ideas from? [/sarcastic] I like the series because she combined dozens of stories and made mythos and magic accessible to a new generation of kids. To be quite frank, we can do this all day- Bullets vs. Magic/Jedi/Dinosaurs/Ninjas... Healing! Force push! Tough hide! Gah.
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Postby muffinman42 » Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:52 pm

My opinion of popular portrays of magic is that their freaking over powered for it's use.
Why shoot a fire spell at somebody when you could set their lungs on fire?
Or chuck a brick when you could chuck their brain?
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Postby Tzan » Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:21 pm

Silverdream wrote::roll: You're not going to have any luck killing the black panther when your guns don't work.


He doesn't look that tough to me.

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Postby Warhead » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:21 pm

A magic and modern tech hybrid alliance would have been quite potent IMO.
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Postby spartan117 » Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:21 pm

gunman vs wandman

wandman lifts wand and yells tortrificus tota...(gunman pulls trigger) BANG!

guns win
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Postby Ham701 » Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:51 pm

Wizard uses spell. Firearm spontaneously combusts. WHERE IS YOUR GUNMAN NOW!
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Postby Ross_Varn » Sat Apr 16, 2011 11:31 pm

Pantheon of Norse gods busts down Silverdream's wall. Right fucking here, mate. Squish.

...um. Take it to KotH.
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Postby muffinman42 » Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:07 pm

Personally I think the wizard would win.
Really if you can magic up stuff you don't need a gun. You can accelerate bullet shaped explosives at people, you could even guide it too the target, or make the target explode!

Even if limited too telekinesis you could chuck bullets at super-sonic speeds? (fills the "no gun" rule).
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Postby Pwnerade » Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:14 pm

Y'all have to hand in your man-cards for arguing about Harry Potter.
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Postby muffinman42 » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:58 am

:roll: Ok fine.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:45 pm

It's the same as arguing about "Who would win- Batman or weird penis?" so your point is NI.
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Postby enders_shadow » Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:11 pm

speaking of which, who would win?
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Postby Zupponn » Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:43 pm

enders_shadow wrote:speaking of which, who would win?

Deadpool
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