A tale of two minifigs: Nuka-skull vs. Sir Hax-a-lot

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A tale of two minifigs: Nuka-skull vs. Sir Hax-a-lot

Post by Killer Karetsu » Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:25 am

So, the idea is a "campaign" where me and my friend (this time not Finn_striker, he is too busy) fight with our chosen heroes, battles getting larger every time. Every battle has some kind of a bonus objective or item, for an example in the first battle the coin, which grants +1 cp to the next battle for the one who gets it (and wins the battle). Hope you enjoy! First battle/introducion coming soon!
Note: our main goal is to have fun, not spend hours trying to get the battles look as cool as possible.
Note n.2: Nuka-skull is my hero, Sir hax-a-lot(don't ask) is my friend's.
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Post by Killer Karetsu » Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:58 am

Battle 1: You all meet in a tavern...

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In a common bar in some nameless city in the brikverse...

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...two minifigs enjoy their hard-earned beer...

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Nuka:"Hmph. It seems you won, Sir hax-a-lot, though it might be because all the beer just flows through me.."
Hax:"SLURP"

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*KLONK*
Nuka:"..but I bet I could gather an army much faster than you could."
Hax:"Eh?"

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Nuka:"You scared?"
Hax:"HELLS NO!"
Nuka:"Oh yeah?"
Hax:"YEAH YEAH, BRING IT ON!"
Nuka:"Alright, the competition starts now. No rules, no mercy."
Hax:"HELLS YEAH!"

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Both: "Damn, i need monies..."

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Both:"Hmm-hmm?"
Civilian:"Eh? H- hey, what are you staring at? Back off, it's mah coin!"

Battle starts! Objective: Eliminate all other people! Bonus objective: Get the coin - +1 cp to next battle.

Nuka-skull turn 1

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Always been a fast guy, Nuka-skull pounces up, shakes his maniac beer bottle, making a makeshift bomb out of it...

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...and throws it!
Civilian: "Aaagh, it burns!"
Barkeeper: "Mmm, smells like bacon..."
he civilian is burninated/shattered by the sharpnel (as well as the table)

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Then Nuka-skull heads for the coin.

Sir hax-a-lot turn 1

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Sir hax-a-lot, disappointed for the fun Nuka stole from him, grabs a shovel.

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As well as the coin!
Hax: "Come and get it, DOUCHE!"

Barkeeper/other NPC:s turn 1

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He goes and fills his cup with beer.

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And resumes to watch the football match.

Nuka-skull turn 2

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Nuka: "Nnngh!"
As his opponent has a shovel...

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Nuka skull does better and gets an axe!
Nuka: "Hah! Say your prayers!"

Will Sir hax-a-lot succumb to Nuka-skulls axe? Is the barkeeper really some forum member? Is he really watching pr0n? Answers to those and many other things are revealed as I manage to continue this, now I'm off to play halo reach![/img]
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Post by Killer Karetsu » Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:54 am

And it continues!

Sir hax-a-lot turn 2

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He bashes Nuka-skull with his shovel. Ineffectively. Duh.

Barkeeper and other NPC:s turn 2

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The barkeeper celebrates a goal!

Nuka-skull turn 3

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As swinging a hand weapon on a hero's 2d6 armor is not very effective, Nuka hurls his axe at the antenna..what is on his mind?

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Barkeeper: "NOO!"
*CRANCH- BOOM*

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Outraged, the barkeeper hurls his cup, both heroes duck.
Barkeeper: "Thou shall PAY!"

Sir hax-a-lot turn 3

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He makes some tricky moves, trying to kick Nuka, who dodges..

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Uh-oh! Seems it was a mistake to try and kick the barkeeper!

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*WHUTNK!*
Barkeeper: "HAH! You're mine now, sonny!"

Barkeeper and other NPC:s turn 3

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"RARGH!"

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*HACK! HACK!*
Hax:"OUCH! OUUCH!"
Sir hax-a-lot is wounded, -1 to movement

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*KICK*
"OOF!"
Sir-hax-<a href='http://tinyurl.com/y42zurt'>alot</a> retaliates, kicking the barkeeper in the face.

Nuka-skull turn 4
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Meanwhile, Nuka-skull experiments something...

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*BOOM*
It failed.

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Badly.

Sir-hax-a-lot turn 4

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Shot to the balls! Sir hax-a-lot blasts the barkeeper apart with his own shotgun.

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A pleasing amount of carnage for a small battle.

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Satisfied, Sri hax-a-lot grabs the coin and gets moving.

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Hax: "Hasta..."

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"...la..."

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"...vista!"
*Ka-BOOM!*

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Nuka: "Uh..damn."

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Civilian: "Wut?"

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Old creepah: "And so it begings..hrmm!"

Winner of Battle one: Sir hax-a-lot (my friend)
Bonus objective claimer: Sir hax-a-lot

So that was the first battle. Battle n.2 coming tomorrow!
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Post by enders_shadow » Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:29 am

cool start, like the carryover idea. wanna see how this continues, great job!

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Post by Zupponn » Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:18 pm

That was fun to read. Keep it up!
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Post by Zahru II » Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:18 pm

Strong start, nice job!
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Post by RunsWithLegos » Sat Apr 23, 2011 2:55 pm

nice start. makes me want to try.

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Post by Paco » Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:49 pm

Great idea and battle! Looking forward to round 2.
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Post by Killer Karetsu » Sun Apr 24, 2011 12:30 pm

Battle 2: First engagement!

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Nuka-skull has hired some thugs to beat the crap out of Sir hax-a-lot. They just need weapons..

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Wee! Hee! Weapons! The minifigs rejoice as they impatiently clutch the weapons.

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Thugs: We're ready boss.
Nuka: Just a moment..

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Nuka: "There! Now we are ready to rumble!"

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Meanwhile two clone troopers patrol a dark alley...

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Spiky hair dude: "Agjgöräjhorohgrghrig!"
Clone 1: "Get him Lou!"
Clone 2: "Right, hippie, down you go!"

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OOF! AAH!

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Hax: "Thank you come again!"
Spiky hair dude: "Agjjrjirjglrhlr?"

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As both of the triumphal parties are going to plan their next move, something surprising happens! By koincidence they meet eachothers!

Battle starts! Objective: Last man standing! Bonus objective: Grab the wpns! The one who wins gets either the black axe or the short ranged weapon(it's on the right corner, isn't visible in this picture) on this map, for the next battle.

Nuka skull and his thugs turn 1

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One of the thugs grabs an axe, while Nuka moves forward, planning to throw his grenade..

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And so he does...but it falls too short!
Nuka: "O-"

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Nuka: "-SHIT!"
The explosion explodes the other grenade on Nuka's hand, no one is hurt but knocked back, one barricade destroyed.

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While the fires are still raging the other thug moves and shoots at Spiky hair dude but fails to kill him.

Sir hax-a-lot and his orange dudes turn 1

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A lot of moving happens, the one with an axe lunges forward, a crazy look on his face...

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*WHUTNK*
A clean kill. Well, actually quite a messy one.

Nuka-skull and his thug turn 2

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Revenge!

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Sigh... he falls on his face.

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Nuka: "Here, let me do it...let me detonate the hidden bomb!"
Axe-guy: :O

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Boom! We forgot to put effects!
Nuka, a thug and the axe guy are knocked back. The last is also trapped. Nuka picks up a pistol.

Sir hax-a-lot and his orange dudes turn 2

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Sir hax-a-lot jumps in the air and shoots at the thug, but blows up the door instead.

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Dora's cousin: "Who the fuck broke my door?"

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Spiky hair dude attacks, crit fails (his wig is misplaced) and Nuka shoots, but the shot goes wide.

Dora's cousin turn 1(2)

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She tries to smash Sir hax-a-lot but doesn't succeed.

Nuka-skull and his thug turn 3

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The thug's blow fells wide.

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*Boom-headshot!*
Nuka: "Hah! Weaklings!"

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He then goes to a better position.

Sir hax-a-lot and his orange dude turn 3

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He heroic feats and jumps over the edge..

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It doesn't go as planned(disrupted). Meanwhile the axe-guy attacks but fails.

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He is kicked back.

Dora's cousin turn 2(3)

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She still tries to revenge her door but only manages to get her hair shot at.

Nuka-skull and his thug turn 4

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The thug has charged...where is the axe-guy?

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Ah! There he is...kinda. Hey, it's the old creepah from battle 1! What the hell is he doing?
Old creepah: "Hrrmm-hmm-hmm!!"

It's not pictured, but Nuka-skull goes to response fire.

Sir hax-a-lot turn 4

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They see me rolling...

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Then gets up.

In this spot I missed Dora's cousin's turn. She probably attacked me.

Nuka-skull and his thug turn 5

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The thug attacks Dora's cousin, without any success.

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Nuka-skull goes and picks up the short ranged weapon. Dual wield ftw!

Sir hax-a-lot turn 5

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He picks up the plasma shield. In the backround Nuka shoots at Hax to no effect. His uzi also jams.
Nuka: "Damn! You can't even trust street-found weapons these days!"

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*BLAM BLAM*
The shots harmlessly bounce off.
Sir hax-a-lot: "Damn! How do you stop that thing?!"

Dora's cousin turn 3(5)

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She tries to choke the thug. He's still alive though!
Thug: "I'll accuse you of sexual harrasment!"

Nuka-skull and his thug turn 6

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Using his devious mind and his short ranged weapons Nuka-skull makes a grenade launcher which makes anything it launches a standard explosive!

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He starts bombarding, but only makes a loud voice and nice flames.

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*Chop Chop*
To no avail. Sigh.

Sir hax-a-lot turn 6

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He shoots at Nuka but crit fails and falls to the flames, burning himself, but not fatally.
Hax: "Hey, it's my only hat! FUCK!"

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On the other hand, he also douses the flames.

Dora's cousin turn 3(6)

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Thug: "Back of, perv!"
Dora's cousin: "You shall pay for that door with your blood!"

Nuka-skull and his thug turn 7

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Nuka-skull: "Is that so? I think your blood will do just fine! Die, bitch!"
*BOOM*
*SKREE!*
Yeah, I never liked Dora anyway.

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Splorch.

Sir hax-a-lot turn 7

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He begins a series of moves, first he shoves the thug away.

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Then he bashes Nuka down with his shield, sending the grenade launcher outside.

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Where the old creepah finds it.

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*BOOM!*
Sir hax-a-lot is knocked down, disrupted.

Nuka-skull and his thug turn 8

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They pick up weapons.

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Then they strike at Hax when he is down!
Hax: "You scumbags!"
Nothing happens. Nuka strikes the wall accidentally.

Sir hax-a-lot turn 8

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He gets up and..
*GACK*
Thug: "Taste my STEEL!"
Hax: "NOo.."

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Hax: "Oooff...uhhuhhh."

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Nuka: "Hah! HAH! Good job! Now let's go to celebrate our victory!"

Will this be the end? You will find it out in the next battle, coming tomorrow!

Winner of Battle two: Nuka-skull (me)
Bonus objective claimer: Nuka-skull

Oh, and the next bonus objective will be available also to the one who loses the battle.

Hope you enjoyed!
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Post by enders_shadow » Sun Apr 24, 2011 12:49 pm

nicely done, I'm really interested in the campaign idea, will have to try that out sometime.

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Post by Killer Karetsu » Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:03 am

Sorry, battle delayed because of camera problems. Delayed battle is coming today (hopefully).
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Post by Finn_striker » Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:55 am

Sad that I couldn't come to this... :cry:
But I'm sure that you both had fun, even without me :wink:
Hope that I'll get into this in future...
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Post by Pwnerade » Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:47 am

So much carnage for such a small battle. Plus, Dora's cousin was a funny addition. Can't wait to see more!
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Post by Killer Karetsu » Wed Apr 27, 2011 1:42 pm

Thanks! And sorry for the delay again... :roll:
If I cannot get it in here tomorrow I'll whip myself.
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Post by Zahru II » Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:52 pm

Killer Karetsu wrote: If I cannot get it in here tomorrow I'll whip myself.
I'd actually want to see that happen.
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