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- Warrior King
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- Cannon Fodder
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It's Ragnablok, and the PEDOBELUGA RETURNS!!! is my proposition for our next smiley.
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Location: art room
Now you start being reasonable, and open the door with the key, revealing...
More gold, and an OTC!
You immediately snatch both. Seeing as your old chainsaw is now obsolete, you set it in the safe before you close the door again.
> gold
500 gp
>inventory
1 pamphlet
1 sniper rifle (4/6)
1 shotgun (2/2)
1 box of shotgun rounds (10/12)
1 elven sword
1 lantern
500 gp
- MrMcThrasher
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MrMcThrasher wrote:Go back to the forest to hunt for bears.
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Location: forest
You are in the middle of a forest.
Suddenly, along comes a moose!
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- Cannon Fodder
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>Snipe Moose
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GeneralOfDeath wrote:>Snipe Moose
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Location: forest
*KRAK*
The moose's head explodes, sending brain chunks in every direction. It's antlers fall to the ground, strangely unharmed.
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You still have the OTC. I was just to lazy to do the whole inventory list again.enders_shadow wrote:wait, what happened to the OTC? it isn't in the inventory?
>realizing you've been cheated by the safe, go back and destroy it with the skeleton key (also, remember to make a native american headdress from the moose antlers before you go
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Location: forest
You make a Native american headdress from the antlers and a few dead birds that were killed by flying moose brain chunks.
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RJ wrote:>Use the native american headress to summon Bearclaw, lord of the sterotypical indian world.
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Location: Spirit World
You have summoned Bearclaw, and he has taken you to the spirit world.
Bearclaw asks, "What is your request, mortal?"
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RJ, you are now banned from ordering.RJ wrote:>Ask for a divine orgasm.
Killer Karetsu wrote:Ask for BEAR ARMS.
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Location: Spirit World
Despite your request's awesome level, Bearclaw tells you this:
"With the arms of a bear, one would be unable to use any form of object, thus making one's entire inventory worthless."