I'm rooting for you mate. As Hobo said if you need anything that a mad pissed lecherous 300lb built like a shit house door Scottish Neanderthal can provide, then just let me know. Baby sitting? No problem, I'll squish babies no bother.
You've got my number and stuff so don't be thinking you can't get in touch if you want some manly banter shooting the breeze type talk to cheer you up and take your mind off things. We can compare wife's boob sizes and stuff, like playing Trump Cards. You can also summon me at any time for the usual interweb mibbit Chat Shadow/Warhead dick-joke-athon at any