I thought the general rule for ties was fudge in favor of carnage, and that the hero has beat it, not draw for the feat to succeed, as failed feats are always funnier than successful ones.
"Time takes a cigarette, puts it in your mouth
You pull on your finger, then another finger, then your cigarette
The wall-to-wall is calling, it lingers, then you forget
Ohhh how how how, you're a rock n roll suicide"