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Postby Rody » Sat Aug 20, 2011 5:11 am

those just stink. but are otherwise quite nice to eat, if properly ripe.
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Postby Nitewatchman » Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:13 pm

mgb519 wrote:I have come upon the what is manliest fruit ever. It's called a durian. Don't ask, just believe me.


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Postby Keldoclock » Tue Aug 23, 2011 1:35 am

This is a plant fiber durian. The durian menaces with spikes.


Tried one, the smell is strong but not too bad, and the fruit is pretty good. Like a custardy flavor.

The most manly food, however, is a BLT purchased in the middle of Financial, eaten while sitting on a bench next to some construction workers building the new World Trade Center.

Combining the unique flavors of bacon, heavy tools, America, and being called a yuppie for almost two minutes straight, one comes out of the experience with a delicous bacony aftertaste and the feeling that it would be best to leave before one is assaulted.
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:23 am

I killed and ate a snake. It tasted nice like white meat although there was little meat on it.
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Postby mgb519 » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:30 am

Keldoclock wrote:This is a plant fiber durian. The durian menaces with spikes.


Tried one, the smell is strong but not too bad, and the fruit is pretty good. Like a custardy flavor.

The most manly food, however, is a BLT purchased in the middle of Financial, eaten while sitting on a bench next to some construction workers building the new World Trade Center.

Combining the unique flavors of bacon, heavy tools, America, and being called a yuppie for almost two minutes straight, one comes out of the experience with a delicous bacony aftertaste and the feeling that it would be best to leave before one is assaulted.

The important thing is that it's the only case where this really applies.
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Postby stubby » Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:06 pm

mgb519 wrote:The important thing is that it's the only case where this really applies.

Defense against fruits was critical for the British army in Mboto Gorge, 1892. Edmund Blackadder is remembered for rescuing the future General Haig from a pygmy woman carrying a particularly sharp mango.
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:20 pm

Genocide fuck yeah.
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Postby Nitewatchman » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:16 pm

I'm surprised no one has jumped upon the obligatory vagina joke here.
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