Manly Foods

[Rody]

those just stink. but are otherwise quite nice to eat, if properly ripe.

[Nitewatchman]

I have come upon the what is manliest fruit ever. It's called a durian. Don't ask, just believe me.

[Keldoclock]

This is a plant fiber durian. The durian menaces with spikes.


Tried one, the smell is strong but not too bad, and the fruit is pretty good. Like a custardy flavor.

The most manly food, however, is a BLT purchased in the middle of Financial, eaten while sitting on a bench next to some construction workers building the new World Trade Center.

Combining the unique flavors of bacon, heavy tools, America, and being called a yuppie for almost two minutes straight, one comes out of the experience with a delicous bacony aftertaste and the feeling that it would be best to leave before one is assaulted.

[*CRAZYHORSE*]

I killed and ate a snake. It tasted nice like white meat although there was little meat on it.

[mgb519]

This is a plant fiber durian. The durian menaces with spikes.


Tried one, the smell is strong but not too bad, and the fruit is pretty good. Like a custardy flavor.

The most manly food, however, is a BLT purchased in the middle of Financial, eaten while sitting on a bench next to some construction workers building the new World Trade Center.

Combining the unique flavors of bacon, heavy tools, America, and being called a yuppie for almost two minutes straight, one comes out of the experience with a delicous bacony aftertaste and the feeling that it would be best to leave before one is assaulted.

The important thing is that it's the only case where this really applies.

[stubby]

The important thing is that it's the only case where this really applies.

Defense against fruits was critical for the British army in Mboto Gorge, 1892. Edmund Blackadder is remembered for rescuing the future General Haig from a pygmy woman carrying a particularly sharp mango.

[*CRAZYHORSE*]

Genocide fuck yeah.

[Nitewatchman]

I'm surprised no one has jumped upon the obligatory vagina joke here.