Quest of Piltogg: Battle for the Head Separator Part 1

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Quest of Piltogg: Battle for the Head Separator Part 1

Postby Natalya » Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:30 pm

Note: I wanted to do Part 1 as a Forum Battle but I could not get a base set up... I do not have enough bricks to make a battle field.
However, Part 2 and Part 3 are definitely Forum Battles. Also, Piltogg really needed to win Part 1 to have a chance in Part 3 so that also affected my decision to do it this way.






At the Alltimate warehouse on the Czech-Republikan world of Perseid IV...


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In a daring surprise attack the Akkadians descended upon the desert world in search of their target inside the warehouse. Outside random civilians were killed to secure the area.


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The Alltimate warehouse had a number of their prized Black Knight hardsuits. The Akkadians came for them and left no one alive.


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The Akkadians saluted their leader as Piltogg entered the warehouse control room.


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Piltogg: Have you found the hardsuits?

Commander: Yes sir. We have them secured and ready for transport.


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Piltogg: Excellent. Have them teleported out of here immediately. We will leave now before this planets' military has a chance to respond.


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Just as the Akkadians used their teleporter techknow-logy to leave the planet, a local team of Czech Super Commandos arrived. Their leader, a cold-hearted warrior named Ice Man, was furious.

Ice Man: Where the hell are they? Don't tell me they disappeared as soon as we got here...

Command Cyborg: They have some sort of personal teleporting devices. They left moments ago.

Ice Man: Damn... Wait, you two over there!!


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Two Super Commandos came forward with an Akkadian prisoner. His teleporter had malfunctioned.

Ice Man: Who is this asshole? Where did you find him?

Soldier: Sir, he was in the Alltimate warehouse. They appear to have stolen their hardsuits.


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Soldier: Get on your knees and talk!!

Akkadian: Go to hell. You won't hear anything from me.


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Akkadian: We are the Akkadians. Your backwards world will be conquered by us in time. Learn to fear our name.


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The Akkadian ship in orbit finally locked on to the stranded soldier and teleported him out.


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Ice Man: What the hell!!


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Ice Man: Teleporter tech... We need to get some of that.


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Ice Man: The Akkadians... I have never heard of them, but they will pay for what they have done here.


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Ice Man: I will personally take revenge for this unwarranted attack on our world.
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Postby Paco » Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:14 am

So now the Czechs are against the Akkadians too? Piltogg's pretty screwed now.
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Postby BFenix » Sat Aug 20, 2011 10:49 am

Nat, you know that Piltogg left the Immortal Alliance right? Unless you're already taking that in mind. Are you hosting this like if the Akkadians were still with the I.A.?

Anyway, nice work (like always) on the "presentation" for the upcoming forum battles, can't wait for them!
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Postby Bragallot » Sat Aug 20, 2011 11:02 am

It's no problem, Piltogg said the Akkadians only broke the Alliance after this fight on the 'timeline' (if such a thing exists) ;)
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Postby Natalya » Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:53 pm

BFenix wrote:Nat, you know that Piltogg left the Immortal Alliance right? Unless you're already taking that in mind. Are you hosting this like if the Akkadians were still with the I.A.?

Anyway, nice work (like always) on the "presentation" for the upcoming forum battles, can't wait for them!
Not sure what the Immortals have to do with this though... Piltogg still wants the 9 artifakts.
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Postby Natalya » Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:57 pm

Paco the Duck Ninja wrote:So now the Czechs are against the Akkadians too? Piltogg's pretty screwed now.
No, CSR is too small to do much.
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Postby Bragallot » Sat Aug 20, 2011 1:49 pm

Natalya wrote:
BFenix wrote:Nat, you know that Piltogg left the Immortal Alliance right? Unless you're already taking that in mind. Are you hosting this like if the Akkadians were still with the I.A.?

Anyway, nice work (like always) on the "presentation" for the upcoming forum battles, can't wait for them!
Not sure what the Immortals have to do with this though... Piltogg still wants the 9 artifakts.


Weren't they gonna have Immortal-side allies? Or were they scrapped along with the first fight?
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Postby Natalya » Sat Aug 20, 2011 1:55 pm

Yeah they will. I have 60 attackers now, it might be enough for the forum battle, but the micro-space will be just Akkadians vs Assyrians.
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Postby Zupponn » Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:44 pm

It begins...

Also, really nice job with the presentation.
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:00 am

Wow that was extremely awesome. Well done.
I expected the Akkadians to blast their soldier to pieces from orbit to prevent him from spilling any information, but I guess they did the nice thing and teleported him in.
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Postby piltogg » Tue Aug 23, 2011 2:11 pm

Invasion? what invasion? we were never here. Your machines must have been stolen by the local thugs.
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Postby stubby » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:33 pm

Local thugs with Akkadian teleporters.
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Postby Natalya » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:44 pm

I am surprised no one looked at Piltogg's combo flamethrower/assault rifle.
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Postby Pwnerade » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:59 pm

How did you make Ice Man's weapon? Also, the binoculars stuck to the back of his helmet gives it an interesting look.

And excellent storytelling and photography, as always.
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Postby Zupponn » Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:08 pm

It looks like a chopped up rifle made to fit into binoculars with a gemstone.
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