Kitchen Battle

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Kitchen Battle

Postby Semaj Nagirrac » Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:05 pm

These are some pictures I took a couple weeks ago from a battle my wife and I pitched against one another. Not many pics, but it was still a good time.

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My forces consisted of a ninja with beam saber and laser rifle, a diving pike man and an Elven wizard.

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My wife on the other hand likes to be random. Pictured here are her forces: Elizabeth Swan with a magic broom and fire powers, a Pharoh with magic powers and Dobby the house-elf with a parrot and monkey.

Choosing Elizabeth Swan was particularly damaging to me because my wife knows how attractive I think Keira Knightley is and by choosing her it would force me to have to kill her.

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Here's my fort, complete with cannons a hypnotizing disk and plenty of ropes. You can't see it, but my flag is at the top of the mast. We were playing capture the flag.

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My wife's base. Laser turrets protect the middle ground. The random items in front of the base can be touched our shot to summon either a good helper or an enemy. She had it all planned out in her head and it was pretty scary.

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The middle ground. My side is red, hers is yellow. I had lots of battle droid parts strewn about to "encourage" her team to my side. It's a little blurry, but there are also some levers on my side that were completely pointless. Under the tiny plank of a bridge is a cave filled with lots o' dangerous sea critters.

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And the end result. It started out well for me until Dobby burned my flag to a crisp, thus making the battle pointless for my wife. My ninja sniped Dobby and set his animals free, but Elizabeth Swan flew over on her broom and melted the ninja with her fire magic. The Elf and Diver managed to kill her, but the pharoh cast way too many lightning bolts at us.

Pictured here is the final move where the Pharoh set fire to my wall, exploded a cannon and powder magazine and then cast more lightning into my men. She won the battle by wiping me out in a few moves. It's not the first time she has done this. She's a brilliant tactician and I'm honestly more nervous about going up against her than some of my friends.

Dobby somehow made his way back to the land of the living and is standing on a rock. I guess that's Brikwars for you.
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Postby Bragallot » Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:04 pm

Something tells me your wife is made of pure evil, lol.
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Postby Pwnerade » Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:18 pm

Good to see that there was plenty of destruction. And the shark/gator/squid tank was a nice touch. :guinness:
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Postby BFenix » Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:23 pm

How does one win a CTF battle? Burn the enemy Flag! :D Nice setup
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Postby enders_shadow » Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:25 pm

nice job, I loved the shark tank. Didn't see much action though, I suggest more figures next time. anyway, looked fun and the scenery was excellent!
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Postby Semaj Nagirrac » Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:45 pm

enders_shadow wrote: Didn't see much action though, I suggest more figures next time. anyway, looked fun and the scenery was excellent!


Yeah, I just didn't feel like taking a bunch of pictures. Some of the best moments in battles with my wife and friends is when I don't have my phone nearby to snap the photo.
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Postby heavyfishcannon » Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:00 pm

I laughed way too hard when I saw the sink full of sharks. Consider the idea stolen :wink:.
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Postby Natalya » Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:37 pm

Bragallot wrote:Something tells me your wife is made of pure evil, lol.
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Postby Silverdream » Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:54 pm

You and your wife are awesome. This battle was in the spirit of brikwars.
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Postby Natalya » Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:37 am

Dude my GF is ossum too. We had a couple BrikWars this week and she killed me both times, this time with an army of her own creation.
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Postby Bragallot » Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:07 am

:pics: :godwin:
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Postby ForlornCreature » Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:39 am

:totally:
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Postby Semaj Nagirrac » Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:52 am

Holy corn Florlorn Creature! I just noticed you're in Australia! Which part? I used to live in Melbourne!
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