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Postby Dr. X » Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:20 pm

Attention, good people: I have an announcement. Here it is.

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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Sun Jul 13, 2008 6:47 pm

Why hello to you, too. Lemurs are the mammals with the least intelligence. Tests have put their intelligence below that of dogs and pigeons.

Despite that, I still want one. They look mischievous and awesome.

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Postby ace121 » Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:32 pm

You know pigs are the third smartest animal (Not counting us). They're plotting against us. You know it, I know it, George Orwell knew it. Listen to Orwell; eat more pork before they take over! Our lives are in your hands. Don't let humankind down!
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Postby Dr. X » Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:56 pm

ace121 wrote:You know pigs are the third smartest animal (Not counting us). They're plotting against us. You know it, I know it, George Orwell knew it. Listen to Orwell; eat more pork before they take over! Our lives are in your hands. Don't let humankind down!


A pig that can't fly is just a pig
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Postby Slivius » Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:49 am

You should also watch out for squirrels. They are dangerous. Especially the GIANT squirrels.

They may seem harmless at first, but did you ever try to take a squirrels' nut?
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Postby ahp77 » Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:13 am

what about DOLPHINS? They're the 2nd smartest animal including us.
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Postby superdave » Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:40 pm

ace121 wrote:(Pigs are) plotting against us. You know it....


ahp77 wrote:what about DOLPHINS?



To truly find out which is the 2nd most awesome mammal, I propose a cross-biosphere competition. The dolphins have to beat the pigs in a deathmatch on land, while the pigs have to beat the dolphins in the water. Winner take all!
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Postby Rody » Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:26 pm

in that case... My vote is for the pig, one that hasn't had its tusks removed..

besides those dolphins look far too cuddly anyway.
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Postby Slivius » Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:31 pm

Rody wrote:in that case... My vote is for the pig, one that hasn't had its tusks removed..

besides those dolphins look far too cuddly anyway.


Yeah, what were they called again.. boars? swines?
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Postby IVhorseman » Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:43 pm

actually, dolphins are suprisingly brutal. I knew a guy who was a navy seal, and he worked with that whole... dolphins-in-the-navy thing, and he said that even just playing, they ram their noses into people and crack their ribs.
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Postby Almighty Benny » Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:51 pm

yeah, dolphins kill sharks by ramming them in the gills until they drown. Badass.
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Postby Dr. X » Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:12 pm

The rare and dreaded species, Bull Dolphins:

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A dolphin plotting to overthrow humans:

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He will destroy you with his gauss cannon:

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BEWARE THE BULL DOLPHIN!:

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Postby ace121 » Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:13 pm

You have too much time on your hands :)
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Postby Dr. X » Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:14 pm

ace121 wrote:You have too much time on your hands :)


I know. I did almost all my homework ahead of time.
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Postby ace121 » Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:20 pm

Haha. I'm on summer vacation :P
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