Robot Monkey vs. Redshirt: The RT incident

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Robot Monkey vs. Redshirt: The RT incident

Postby Robot Monkey » Sat Sep 17, 2011 7:42 pm

So, redshirt came over today, and we had a battle.

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An asteroid filled with RT ore crashed onto an unpopulated planet...
Soon, the evil scientist Brikhed showed up to steal it for himself. The RIN, believing that all RT in this sector belonged to them, came for it too. A vicious battle ensued...


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A wild cult beast watches on, pleased...

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Beginning overview.

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Brikhed's lineup.

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The RIN's lineup.

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obligatory pic of dice.

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The RIN landraider moved up, but critfailed on it's skill roll with the assault cannon.

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RIN turn one.

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Brikhed, in his new hovercraft, opens fire on the RIN dreadnought, but fails to pierce it's armor.

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A rogue DSM working for Brikhed opens fire on The Man In The Top Hat, but fails.

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This one needs some explanation:
Qui-gon Jinn's decapitated head in a floating jar, equipped with a tommy gun, decided it was a good idea to shove the barrel of the tommy gun into the Landraider's lascannon, which resulted in an explosion, killing Qui-gon.

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Spongebob, master of fear, causes the RIN juggernaut to collapse.

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Brikhed, turn 1.

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The RIN dread fires a missile at Brikhed's hovercraft, which fails, but thanks to a what I say goes roll, it get's lodged in the hovercraft's laser gun. Next time he fires it, it may explode, it may not. :twisted:

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Some RIN infantry then disembark from the landraider.

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TMITTH fails a heroic feat, and trips.

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The juggernaut then gets up, and goes to defend him.

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The brikmech then kills the flammenwerfer truppen.

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Spongebob's cheesemobile then rams the juggernaut, defeating him.

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The deathcart then shoots at the disrupted TMITTH,

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And thanks to a shit armor roll,

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TMITTH is KO'd!

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However, Brikhed, after attempting to fire the laser gun, has it explode in his face due to the missile lodged in the barrel. His body, and the gun, explode.

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The RIN troops, seeing this as a bad tactical position, re-enter the landraider.

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The landraider then tears off, running over Thog the Ork,

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As well as destroying the cheesemobile, sending OT cheese everywhere.

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The engineer then tries to repair the juggernaut, but fails.

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*FREEM*
The landraider shoots down the brikmech with a lascannon.

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The deathcart then shoots the plasma cannon operator.

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The dread then tries to kill the disrupted Spongebob, but makes a crap damage roll.

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The sniper then kills the downed brikmech's pilot.

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Spongebob gets up, and attempts to instill fear in the Dreadnought. He fails miserably.

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A quick missile from the landraider then destroys the deathcart's turret.

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Brikhed's two remaining troops die from shock that they lost.

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Final overview.

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Brikhed: *in a thick Austrian accent* "I'll be back...."

VICTORY FOR THE REPUBLIC OF INDEPENDENT NATIONS

BONUS:

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Where's Mr. Astley? We have hidden Mr. Astley the creeper in one of the above photos. Find him and get an internet cookie!
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Postby RedShirt » Sat Sep 17, 2011 7:54 pm

After this, we tried to play portal 2, but rolled a one on our find remote roll, and ended up playing with some random stuff on the internet.
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Postby enders_shadow » Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:10 pm

in the pic where the RIN sniper is killing the man in the bad van. (Astley's behind the van) I can has cookie nao?

anyway, good battle, nice amount of death, and I liked seeing the RIN in action (even though it did seem a bit unfair...)
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Postby Robot Monkey » Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:14 pm

enders_shadow wrote:in the pic where the RIN sniper is killing the man in the bad van. (Astley's behind the van) I can has cookie nao?

anyway, good battle, nice amount of death, and I liked seeing the RIN in action (even though it did seem a bit unfair...)


6. Thanks!
7. It's a mech. Not a van.
8. *hand you interwebz cookie*
9. Unfair? How? Redshirt was pretty much owning me for the first part of the battle, until my Landraider turned the tide...
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Postby enders_shadow » Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:17 pm

that was my point. The landraider had no equal on the opposing force, so it kind of owned (huge cubes of armor with guns on them tend to do that)

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Postby Robot Monkey » Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:25 pm

enders_shadow wrote:that was my point. The landraider had no equal on the opposing force, so it kind of owned (huge cubes of armor with guns on them tend to do that)



He had a goddamn hovercraft. I had no equal for that in my lineup. And besides, the Landraider was designed to own. :wink: 8)
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Postby Theblackdog » Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:10 pm

There were some awesome units in that battle, on both sides. It sucks that the Guitar Trooper never got to do anything, 'cause he looked awesome.

The Giant cult Beasts are a strangely common sight in the Brikverse, it seems. Somebody should do a wiki page on them.
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Postby BFenix » Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:11 pm

I bet it was Mr.Astley that blew up behind Redshirts mech. Dirty creepers...

Again, you lost dude! Although I think to that Brikhead was in disadvantage when comparing forces with the RIN...

ALSO, aren't those dudes supposed to be fighting a forum battle? HUM?
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Postby Ross_Varn » Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:39 pm

*ahem*

I am Dave! Yognaut, and I have the balls!

:D

Cool report, in any case.
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Postby Ham701 » Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:02 pm

BALLS TO IT LEWIS.
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Postby Keldoclock » Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:51 pm

I like the Yoggscast. They play Pathfinder too!
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Postby Robot Monkey » Sun Sep 18, 2011 10:58 am

BFenix wrote:I bet it was Mr.Astley that blew up behind Redshirts mech. Dirty creepers...

Again, you lost dude! Although I think to that Brikhead was in disadvantage when comparing forces with the RIN...

ALSO, aren't those dudes supposed to be fighting a forum battle? HUM?


Can't the RIN infantry have some fun? Besides, school is eating my life.

Aside from that, this battle was the first 'real' brikwar I've ever fought that I thought I was gonna lose. Thank goodness for Landraiders!
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Postby RedShirt » Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:47 pm

Ross_Varn wrote:*ahem*

I am Dave! Yognaut, and I have the balls!

:D

Cool report, in any case.


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Postby piltogg » Sun Sep 18, 2011 8:36 pm

the pic with this caption "The sniper then kills the downed brikmech's pilot. " behind the downed mech.
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Postby sjosten » Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:07 am

Pic 29 where the sniper kills the downed biomech pilot. In retrospect, I should have scrolled the comments rather than actually looking. After all, when Piltogg (comment above mine for anyone who was confused by this) says something and it doesn't end up killing you, it's a good thing.
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