But sir, It's liquid!

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But sir, It's liquid!

Postby RedShirt » Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:55 pm

You're the butler of the last person, he asks you to do something impossible.
You still have to do it, tell how you did it.

You, cut my milk!

(note: I got this game from the minecraft forums.)
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Postby Silverdream » Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:02 pm

I freeze the milk and then cut it.

You, Bitchface, get me the Iphone 6.
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Postby RedShirt » Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:03 pm

Off to the future!
My iPhone 4 has an app for that.

Butler, eat this OTC. And don't die.
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Postby SnakeMittens » Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:34 pm

My organs are made of OT. Here, now you eat it.
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Postby Silverdream » Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:42 pm

I eat the OTC. I survive by using my servant's iphone app and taking myself from the day before I ate the OTC to the day after I ate the OTC.

Now make the rain stop falling using only a rubberband, 5$ and my floppy penis's severed dick.
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Postby mgb519 » Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:08 pm

I sing a silly song, and it goes away.
Turn Asterios into a cool guy.
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Postby Rody » Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:13 am

I put asterios in the freezer.

make a volcano lair. I have need for better housing.
Act first, then think, then try to find a way to cover up the horrible mess you made.
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Postby Silverdream » Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:49 am

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lair

I hose down the dirt around the volcano(creating a mire). The volcano lairs.

Build me a palace of your own shit and wank.
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Postby ForlornCreature » Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:17 am

I eat a shit tonne of food and laxitive until I have food going in one and out the other instantly, and mold it into your palace.

Get Megan Fox to suck my dick
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Postby Timedude » Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:46 pm

Consider this a one day notice that if this topic gets any dumber, it will be shut down. Have a nice day.
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Postby AlphaLurker » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:29 pm

............How many threads did he pot this on? JUST MOVE IT TO DUMB THREADS!
EXTERMINATE!
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Postby ForlornCreature » Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:05 pm

:cry:

You failed and I not happy
You no fun
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Postby Silverdream » Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:44 pm

I give her 23$ to star in a porno with you. She doesn't notice the lack of cameras and you don't notice her toe thumbs.

Now you, get two Alex Kingstons to give me a blowjob.
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Postby Timedude » Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:41 am

Silverdream wrote:I give her 23$ to star in a porno with you. She doesn't notice the lack of cameras and you don't notice her toe thumbs.

Now you, get two Alex Kingstons to give me a blowjob.


Damn. You got style. This is enough to same this thread from imminent destruction.
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Postby Silverdream » Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:40 am

What can I say

mgb519 wrote:Seriously, you are now the first ever forum superhero.
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