-Interlude- The Dark Rider of Westeron

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-Interlude- The Dark Rider of Westeron

Postby Zahru II » Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:12 pm

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Xalen: 'The old man was right, after all. There are lands other than Westeron, albeit far far away. It was fortunate I snatched a drake as a mount; although I could fly if I wanted to, this length would have strained me over my limits. Even though the wyrm itself is fatigued now, I must press on: I sense a great power literally calling me, from the North.'

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Xalen: 'But what's that? Scallywags here?'

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Captain Illustrious: 'Huzzah, mateys! Our recent raid on those pansy engineers was a sound success! Now we have our very own cannon! Drink and be merry!'

Matey: 'Arr cap'n, look at that! Some old fat bird is coming 'ere!'

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Illustrious: 'Very well then, hic... Grumpy Joe, use that thing as target practice!'

Grumpy Joe: 'Aye-aye cap'n!'

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*BOOM*

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*Skreeee~*

Xalen: 'Not again.'

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Illustrious: 'Well, that freak won't fly again! Huzzah!'

Mateys: 'Huzzah!'

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Xalen: 'You killed my mount. That was a huge mistake.'

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Illustrious: 'What the- ATTACK!'

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Dying matey: 'Aiiieee~'

Illustrious: 'Blast him!'

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Terrified Matey: 'He's not getting hurt at all!'

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Illustrious: 'Good grief, I'll need to get another crew once again.'

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Illustrious: 'Okay, listen: I'm sorry! There's no need for more violence. I'm pretty sure we can work something out, right?'

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Xalen: 'It's an eye for an eye; you took my ride, I'll take yours.'

Illustrious: 'The Skull Serpent! NOOO!'

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Xalen: 'Get in the boat. You know these lands: you shall take me North.'

Illustrious: 'ME? A Captain?'

Xalen: 'You can always join your crew...'

Illustrious: *sigh* 'Fine.'

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Illustrious: 'Anyway, you are-'

'Xalen. You need to know no more.'
Last edited by Zahru II on Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:29 pm, edited 3 times in total.
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Postby Bragallot » Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:16 pm

THAT. WAS. AWESOME. :shock: Funny and chilling at the same time. :ftw:
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Postby Bragallot » Wed Nov 02, 2011 6:52 am

I sense a great power literally calling me, from the North.'


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