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Postby Silverdream » Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:01 pm

Keldoclock wrote:You'd never stab with it- it's heavy and unweildy. I suppose you could try to use it as a very short spear, but what I see that thing being used for is on horseback, with a shield, against armored foes.


Doesn't look that heavy to me. I could see it as a quick way to deal with multiple unarmed opponents.
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Postby Keldoclock » Tue Nov 01, 2011 7:19 pm

Looks to me like maybe seven pounds, with most of that weight being centered right in front of the hand.


Against unarmed opponents, you want something like a greataxe or katana. Big, heavy, won't get stuck in bone, very deadly. Or a gun. That works too. That works much better, actually.
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Postby Silverdream » Tue Nov 01, 2011 7:29 pm

Keldoclock wrote:Looks to me like maybe seven pounds, with most of that weight being centered right in front of the hand.


Against unarmed opponents, you want something like a greataxe or katana. Big, heavy, won't get stuck in bone, very deadly. Or a gun. That works too. That works much better, actually.


I would have also accepted a hatchet or gladius. Effective in close range, which is the only advantage the opponents have unless they pick up rocks.
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Postby Keldoclock » Tue Nov 01, 2011 8:51 pm

Hey, that doesn't count!

Those are life support/tombs, and while they have cool guns ON them, they aren't in and of themselves weapons.
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Postby Robot Monkey » Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:40 pm

See those legs? Perfectly useful as weapons.
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Re: metal Fucking Weapons

Postby Abaddon127 » Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:40 am

My question after seeing the awesome picture of Churchill with a Thompson SMG is, how the hell did the country of Churchill become such a bunch of candy-asses, to the point where there is no gun ownership allowed by the commoners?
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Re: metal Fucking Weapons

Postby Bragallot » Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:23 am

Because they don't need a gun to feel safe - they feel confident they can just bash someone's face in with their hands. Nor do they feel they need to kill someone in order to 'defend themselves'.
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Re: metal Fucking Weapons

Postby mgb519 » Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:44 pm

Bragallot wrote:Because they don't need a gun to feel safe - they feel confident they can just bash someone's face in with their hands. Nor do they feel they need to kill someone in order to 'defend themselves'.

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Postby Zupponn » Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:53 pm

I declare mgb the winner of this debate.
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Re: metal Fucking Weapons

Postby Bragallot » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:40 pm

He's just in luck that your opinion is sought after so much around here.
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Re: metal Fucking Weapons

Postby stubby » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:45 pm

I'm satisfied with Zupponn's analysis.
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Re: metal Fucking Weapons

Postby Bragallot » Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:21 am

Sshh, I'm trolling trolls.
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Re: metal Fucking Weapons

Postby mgb519 » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:58 am

Sure...sure...
It doesn't affect whether or not I won the debate.
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Re: metal Fucking Weapons

Postby Bragallot » Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:14 pm

What debate?
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