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Postby 501stCadians » Sat Nov 05, 2011 3:44 pm

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Tzan wrote:I'll be sure to let my engineer know that 60's newspapers are not a good replacement for steel bars in filled cores.
:busted:

Now hold on just a second. A single example of structural failure is exciting and everything but it hardly represents a thorough survey. I'm going to need to see newspaper-stuffed cinderblock walls in a much wider variety of environments and conditions, and IV jump-testing each of them one by one.


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Postby Tzan » Sat Nov 05, 2011 3:48 pm

If you need me, I'll be standing behind the bullet proof glass wall.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:41 am

Mythbusters says it ain't bulletproof.

Run.
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Postby Keldoclock » Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:45 am

To be fair, nothing's bulletproof, only increasingly bullet-resistant. Police vests can be penatrated by assault rifles, but if the criminals have ARs then SWAT is called in.
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Postby Tzan » Sun Nov 06, 2011 11:26 am

Tzan and Ross_Varn are standing on the same side of a "bullet proof" glass wall. Tzan pulls out a gun and shoots Ross in the leg.

"Hey you're right, I stand corrected"
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Postby Almighty Benny » Sun Nov 06, 2011 11:37 am

Tzan wrote:"Hey you're right, I stand corrected"


Which is more than we can say for Ross
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Postby IVhorseman » Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:32 pm

stubby wrote:
Tzan wrote:I'll be sure to let my engineer know that 60's newspapers are not a good replacement for steel bars in filled cores.
:busted:

Now hold on just a second. A single example of structural failure is exciting and everything but it hardly represents a thorough survey. I'm going to need to see newspaper-stuffed cinderblock walls in a much wider variety of environments and conditions, and IV jump-testing each of them one by one.


There's three more walls on the property that are built exactly the same way. you can lean on them and they start to tip and sway. I'm unable to jump as of yet, but we need differently weighted jumpers anyways.

Why not my floppy penis?
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Postby Natalya » Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:18 pm

stubby wrote:
Tzan wrote:I'll be sure to let my engineer know that 60's newspapers are not a good replacement for steel bars in filled cores.
:busted:

Now hold on just a second. A single example of structural failure is exciting and everything but it hardly represents a thorough survey. I'm going to need to see newspaper-stuffed cinderblock walls in a much wider variety of environments and conditions, and IV jump-testing each of them one by one.


Have him do the jumps in random order so we can eliminate any lurking variables as to his jump velocity from one wall to the next.

IVhorseman wrote:There's three more walls on the property that are built exactly the same way. you can lean on them and they start to tip and sway. I'm unable to jump as of yet, but we need differently weighted jumpers anyways.

Why not my floppy penis?


No, we just have one jumper to cancel out other peoples jumping styles and body mass differences.
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Postby IVhorseman » Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:19 pm

IVhorseman wrote:Why not my floppy penis?
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Postby stubby » Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:51 am

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Postby Tzan » Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:16 am

District finance chief Steve Cook said there had been no reports of structural problems in the locker room, which was built in 1990.


I'll be sure to let my engineer know that 90's newspapers are not a good replacement for steel bars in filled cores.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:20 pm

Almighty Benny wrote:
Tzan wrote:"Hey you're right, I stand corrected"


Which is more than we can say for Ross


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Postby RoC77 » Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:49 pm

I'm just curious, why no one has yet made a vignette of what happend to IVhorseman?
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Postby cherikov » Mon May 14, 2012 6:04 am

UGHHHHH... please stop speaking... inferior one!
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