BATTLE OF THE MAREN ROUND 4

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BATTLE OF THE MAREN ROUND 4

Postby Silverdream » Sat Nov 05, 2011 2:38 pm

+++METAL FUCKING PIRATES+++

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Finlay the Fucka' picks up the guitar and plays an old Scottish war song.

The Clan's are marching 'gainst the Law
Bagpipers play the tunes of war
Death or glory I will find
Rebellion on my mind


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The Metal cannot be contained in this puny guitar. The golden head rockets off with the hottest fire.

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And explodes, because the metal cannot be contained in one metal.

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Hot Gold rocks hit several Bavarians and cultists.

I must have deleted some pics accidentally, because there are no pics of the guitar becoming an OT infused Axe Flamer.

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Finlay leaps into the thick of battle. Immortals, Pirates and Scots do not like to stand behind walls as much as charge into the chaotic battlefield.

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Ancestors could hear
What is happening now
They would turn in their graves
they would all be ashamed
That the land of the free
has been written in chains
And I know what I want


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And I swear to defend
And we'll fight to the end
And I swear that I'll never be taken alive


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And I know that we'll stand
and we'll fight for our land
And I swear that my bairns
Will be born free


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The cultist's head no longer exists.

Also, for some reason the picture of Baron Von Shrappnel as ashes is gone too. He was burned by the Metal Flames.

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The Metal Warrior Charges with his autogun.

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RAKKATAKKATAKKATAKKATAKKA

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The shield wielding Bavarians are dead. DEAD!

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The other pirate fires the Vol Heavy Bolter.

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Killing a cultist.

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The Dwarf fires his weapon, but misses by a few feet.

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Resulting in death.

+++BAVARIAN REUZENMACHT+++

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"I want every last Britannian hung, shot, gassed, starved, put in camps and wiped off the face of the earth!"

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The Bavarians are offended that a military leader would want to do this, so they don't do this. But they with kindness and efficiency forget he ever said this, and continue to march against the Brits.

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The Terminator starts by firing a round at Finlay.

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He's dead, but as an Immortal he will be able to fight more battles.

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The Handicapped Corporal fires her rifle at the metal warrior.

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Ending the dictatorship of the metal forum.

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Then the last pirate is killed. You tried your best Thade, and you did pretty good.

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Then the snipers move up and start firing on the Brits.

I think I lost a shitload of pictures, or something, because the rest of the Bavarian's turn and some of the Fynn's turn is gone. Anyways, what ended up happening was the Rocketeers are eliminated and BoBby Hayha missed his shot.

[FYNNLUND IMPERIANS/b]

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*whistle*

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"Hello? Is anybody there?"
....
"I'm trying to fight a battle here."

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A Fynnish commando camouflaged right above him, and threw his voice to seem like he was whistling to the right.

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The Anzac officer still doesn't notice him.

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"NYAAH"

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The Australian tries to fight back, but is disarmed quite easily.

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"I'm not dead yet yah Galah"

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Oh wait.

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Yeah he's dead.

[b]THE BRITANNIAN LEAGUE


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"Send everything, Airpower, tanks, irishmen, whatever! We're being overrun!"
"Next round"
"Fahck"

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The Leg transforms into a gun.

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The Magistrate picks up Zahru.

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Activates it's jetpack.

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Tosses him like a wee baby.

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And Fires it's right arm.

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Our Hero Zahru is dead.

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Nope, but he's on his last HP.
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Postby thade » Sat Nov 05, 2011 3:20 pm

Noooooooo!

Well, at least the pirates went out in an epic way!

I shall watch this eagerly.
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Postby Bragallot » Sat Nov 05, 2011 3:54 pm

Grave Digger! Hell yes. I'm becoming unsure whether my guys even deserve to win though, the way they've been 'fighting'. You sure those aren't nega-blokians in disguise :?
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Postby Silverdream » Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:36 pm

Bragallot wrote:Grave Digger! Hell yes. I'm becoming unsure whether my guys even deserve to win though, the way they've been 'fighting'. You sure those aren't nega-blokians in disguise :?


They fought well, but the Rocketeers weren't used to their full potential and neither were the Anzacs.

I set it up so that the Brits' only chance was the rear flanking of the undead, and perfect use of the varied troops. I feel you did pretty good though, mostly because of Byron DeSilva.
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Postby Bragallot » Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:38 pm

Ok, so the Rocketeers should have probably been in the air so they could shoot back and closed for melee against the melee-less opponents later, but the Anzacs? I have no idea what other potential they had.
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Postby Killer Karetsu » Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:21 am

This is still incomplete right?
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Postby Bragallot » Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:08 am

It's not complete until I've destroyed every last one of the Third Alliance forses :twisted:
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Postby Silverdream » Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:11 pm

Yeah, I need orders from you and Robot Monkey.
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Postby Silverdream » Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:44 pm

THE BOERS

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This guy targets a skellie.

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With these crits, it is decided that the bolt smashes through one skull and hits the next.

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Resulting in two dead skellies.

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The other boers roll well and kill the other three skellies.

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The officer doesn't roll as well as his comrades.

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Tearing off his hand,

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destroying his gun, and burning from fire.

OTTO SKORZENY, HOLDER OF THE LINE, COMMANDO OF THE KAISER, GREAT WARRIOR OF THE THIRD ALLIANCE

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Fucking pics got deleted again. He killed two armoured skellies with a BT grenade, reloaded his shotguns and fell back.

ZAHRU

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Stoically he contemplates his turn.

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"Flip the switch when it's time"

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He places his life in a terminator, and arms the explosive.

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What's this, the flamer axe?

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Zahru propells himself with fire off the ice ramp.

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With a perfect landing.

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"Geroff you lil' shite!"

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"A szövetség"

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The switch is flipped.

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Resulting in a massive explosion that completely destroys the magistrate and Zahru, kills the Fynnish guy, ruins part of the portal and destroys most of the walls.

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"I'm not completely dead, gedoff"

SSSS OFFICER

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He drops the Rifle Gat, and continues to the seabeast.

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Silent silver bullets slice through the air.

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Killing the abberation.

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and leaving a purple pentagram.

END PHASE

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Britannian Reinforcements!

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A Norwegian Tenant farmer.

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And Yellow Sector Warhead!

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The Undead move up.

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But none are in range.

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Then, Nekrotekkers come into play.

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and proceed to miss or score low damage three times in a row.

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Then, a dark haired man in a navy blue suit comes through the portal.

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It was Nedonuker! It seems he hijacked the portal.

ORDERS PLEASE
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Postby BFenix » Sun Nov 06, 2011 6:40 pm

The Metal's presence was strong in this battle, the Gods have their eyes open for more attempts of :666: feats and awesome.
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Postby Silverdream » Sun Nov 06, 2011 6:46 pm

Overviews.

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The Anal Disruptor, James DeSilva and Warhead in the back.
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Postby Lord Mercat » Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:35 am

Awesome Round!

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Postby Zahru II » Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:57 am

Nice turn, I was surprised at the random hunnian bit - did you try to write legacy? 'Szövetség' means sth different, an alliance or stuff like that.
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Postby Silverdream » Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:23 am

Zahru II wrote:Nice turn, I was surprised at the random hunnian bit - did you try to write legacy? 'Szövetség' means sth different, an alliance or stuff like that.


I tried to write "for the alliance". I guess next time I'll use babelfish.
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