I was just at the supermarket buying cough drops, me no feel good.
About 5 feet to my left was a store employee stocking a shelf.
About 15 feet to my right was a man and woman in their 30's.
They were clunking some plastic boxes together and putting them into one of those reusable supermarket bags.
They totally cleaned out the razor section.
Of course I'm thinking either she is the hairiest woman in the world or they are buying lots of razors for a porno shoot later today with 15 girls.
They moved toward the registers, I followed.
They made a left turn out the front door.
I grabbed one of the employees and pointed him out, she followed them into the parking lot and got the license number.
The manager came past me two seconds after I told the girl. Apparently they knew something was wrong without me telling them.
Supermarket security must be better than I thought.
Those two must have been drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon