America is slowly turning Counter Clockwise!

[Tzan]

We all know that proper rotation is clockwise, but America is clearly... slowly... rotating Counter Clockwise!.

Do our leaders even recognize this problem, no.
Yet the proof is right before their eyes! The Sun! the way it rises and sets proves America's anticlockwise nonsense.

When will the anitclockwise media start reporting the truth?

When will America be set back upon its proper Clockwise rotation?

[Robot Monkey]

Oh no! Not counter-clockwise! When will the madness end?

[Tzan]

i suppose we will only see the beginning of a solution when the American freedom loving people pull their heads out of their axis and start demanding a change in the right direction.

Don't Retreat! Rewind!

[Silverdream]

I think counter clockwise isn't as big of a problem as you think. Most countries in Europe as well as Asia have lived under a counter clockwise sun for the last few hundred years, and they don't seem to mind.