Battle of Dooplok Swamps

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Battle of Dooplok Swamps

Postby Arkbrik » Sun Nov 27, 2011 6:32 am

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On the swamp planet of Adelfors, shit is going down.

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Commanded by KittywithLEGO: Rodrigo Palo and his pirates have arrived in the Bloodstained Serpent to plunder this world. They are joined by some dimensional travellers who suddenly fell out of a timespace rift.

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Commanded by Arkbrik: Vergilius Raskolnikov, tired of losing to the FELC, is invading to add Adelfors to his star empire.

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Commanded by Rediro: The native barbarians, orcs, and razgrizzlies, who will of course have none of this, have marshaled their strength to repulse the intruders.

Turn 1

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Vergilius Raskolnikov scores first blood as his fighter takes out a couple pirates.

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Overview. Everyone is advancing.

Turn 2

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The fighter kills another pirate, while the sea dogs shoot at it and do some damage.

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Battle is joined between the dimensional travellers and the natives.

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Rodrigo tries to encourage his mates by singing a sea shanty, causing two of them to abandon ship.

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Overview.

Turn 3

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The two deserting pirates are enchanted by the 80s music of the Sammy clones and rush to join them.

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The pirates on the ship shoot down the fighter.

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Vergilius' gunline takes down most of the first pirate wave.

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Vergilius himself is boarding the Bloodstained Serpent!

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Overview. Note the tank getting rammed by the Serpent.

Turn 4

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The natives are attacking the big tank, and through their massive numbers manage to do some damage. The A-Squad deploys and burns some of them.

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The Bloodstained Serpent rams Vergilius' gunline.

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Overview.

Turn 5

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Commanded by Carojen: The Inca Amazon Viking Skeletons have entered the battle!

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More fight. The tank is slowly taking more damage.

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Lots of Raskolnikov soldiers are getting shot by the pirates.

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The natives summon BrikThulhu to the field. You can panic now.

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Overview.

Turn 6

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Commanded by Anonymous: Death and his buddies.

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A mechanik is transported to the fighter wreck and starts rebuilding it. She sucks at it.

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Inca Amazon Viking Skeletons are closing in...

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Vergilius' entire right flank has been obliterated.

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BrikThulhu eats a pirate. BrikThulhu's rules were simple: He moves to the nearest unit each turn and eats it. He can move any distance and is unkillable.

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Rodrigo Palo leaps down into the swamp to kill something.

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The natives finally destroy the tank. 14 die in the explosion.

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Overview.

Turn 7

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Encouraged by loving words from Rodrigo, Francisco Duroculo snipes the mechanik. Meanwhile the truck is getting swarmed by undead.

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With the mechanik dead and skeletons everywhere, the truck driver goes "fuck this" and rams a tree.

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Everyone dies.

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Death is killed by a random orc.

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The undead summon a Fire Elemental Monkey.

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Dragons are chewing on the Bloodstained Serpent.

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General carnage.

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Overview.

Turn 8

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Raskolnikov has reached the bridge of the Bloodstained Serpent... and killed Francisco! Rodrigo must have vengeance!

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Take that!

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The Inca Amazon Viking Skeleton hero is killed by the native chief.

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Vergilius Raskolnikov and his army have been destroyed.

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Overview.

Turn 9

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The chief is killed by a thrown flame from the fire monkey.

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One dragon is crushed by the Bloodstained Serpent...

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...while the other is eaten by BrikThulhu.

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Not a lot of people left here; one orc and two monkeys.

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Overview.

Turn 10

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Two Ewoks are crushed under the relentless Bloodstained Serpent.

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As the ship moves away it leaves a nice channel in the piles of corpses.

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The last orc is killed by the fire monkey.

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The monkey is out of fire and returns to its own dimension.

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Overview.

Turn 11

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The last monkey is crushed.

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Overview. Very short turn as not many are left.

Turn 12

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In fact, only two are left: This dark samurai...

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...and Rodrigo Palo.

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They engage in combat.

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And kill each other.

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WINNER: BRIKTHULHU

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or is it

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Some final overviews.

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Re: Battle of Dooplok Swamps

Postby Zahru II » Sun Nov 27, 2011 7:18 am

This was awesome!
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Re: Battle of Dooplok Swamps

Postby Killer Karetsu » Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:47 am

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Re: Battle of Dooplok Swamps

Postby Swordsalmon » Sun Nov 27, 2011 11:02 am

The moment Brikluthu appeared, I knew who would win. :D Awesome battle; it looked like a lot of fun! ^_^
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Re: Battle of Dooplok Swamps

Postby Bragallot » Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:36 pm

That ship ramming over everyone was brilliant :mrgreen:
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Re: Battle of Dooplok Swamps

Postby Pwnerade » Sun Nov 27, 2011 6:38 pm

LEAVE NONE ALIVE! :iwolf:
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Re: Battle of Dooplok Swamps

Postby Jbgarrison » Mon Nov 28, 2011 5:05 am

Bragallot wrote:That ship ramming over everyone was brilliant :mrgreen:



Those dragons paid the ultimate price.
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Re: Battle of Dooplok Swamps

Postby Apollyon » Mon Nov 28, 2011 7:50 am

A truly inspired battle!

Also, razgrizzlies!!??!!! Instant favorite faction.
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Re: Battle of Dooplok Swamps

Postby Arkbrik » Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:47 am

I tried to write something else actually, but the filter made it better.
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Re: Battle of Dooplok Swamps

Postby 501stCadians » Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:30 pm

Arkbrik wrote:WINNER: BRIKTHULHU

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Re: Battle of Dooplok Swamps

Postby piltogg » Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:50 am

OMG girl playing brikwars!!!

2. yay brikthulu! All hail the third alliance :godwin: .
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Re: Battle of Dooplok Swamps

Postby Zupponn » Sat Dec 03, 2011 3:57 pm

Nice battle. Very Brikwarsy.
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Re: Battle of Dooplok Swamps

Postby KittywithLEGO » Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:33 am

Actually we were two girls playing, but my boobs were more fotogenic
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Re: Battle of Dooplok Swamps

Postby KittywithLEGO » Sun Jan 08, 2012 7:48 pm

Arkbrik, you dirty little troll
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Re: Battle of Dooplok Swamps

Postby Bragallot » Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:55 am

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