BRÜTAL METAL

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Postby mgb519 » Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:44 pm

Are puns okay, provided that they're metal-based puns?

Also, just to include metal:
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Postby Zahru II » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:39 pm

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Postby Silverdream » Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:55 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3PccLX_pa0

This is the end, the final fight
Spitting fire as it rolls across the grave
Unearthly force and cruel design
Feel the tremors of a sadistic death machine

Shells explode overhead
Mass obliteration begun
Certain death, no remorse

Are you prepared for whats to come
Sentenced to face the execution
Cannon will aim right for your face
Precise and true the execution tank

The execution tank

Endless rounds of bullets will not pierce
Armor so thick it withstands every attack
Demoralized its enemies will run
Only to delay the fate
The tank will bring to them

Bodies blown clean apart
Another thousand widows cry with grief
Skulls are crushed by its treads

The war cannot be won
When facing this beast
Surrender your life to the execution tank

Its like a terrifying storm
With its bloody hulking form
An objective that is never done
Hatred pours from every gun
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Postby Keldoclock » Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:36 pm

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Re: BRUTAL METAL

Postby BFenix » Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:48 pm

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Postby Bragallot » Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:52 pm

Keldoclock wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BsHljr8KNo


BALLS TO THE WALL


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbZYz2RmRIg , because I was unable to accept that the video of this epic song had been removed.
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Postby Ham701 » Sun Nov 27, 2011 7:26 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjVWlUGIiK4

The original Power Metal song.
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Postby Ham701 » Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:58 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Zmkevr ... re=related

A new spin on the timeless classic from Cannibal Corpse.
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Postby BFenix » Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:09 pm

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