Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 2

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Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 2

Postby Pwnerade » Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:08 am

The Yellow Reenactors - *CRAZYHORSE*

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The Panzer killed another punk with a burst from its MG.

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It then proceeded forward, crushing dead bodies with impunity.

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The punk with the camera had to hit the dirt.

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The infantry dismounted.

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The Panzer fired on the brick building. The building as a whole was unharmed, but some bricks were dislodged.

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One of the Tank Destroyer's gunners killed a hiker and a firefighter with a burst of machinegun fire. The fire truck took a point of size damage, and the windshield was shattered.

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The Dimmy jerking off on a pizza happened to be in the Tank Destroyer's way, and was squished like a grape. The pizza is now safe from his wankery.

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The Tank Destroyer finished its move, and then fired a high-explosive shell at the greens. The shell landed at the feet of a bazookaman.

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KA-BOOM!!! The bazooka rockets are caught in the explosion, and their combined power blew the green trooper to bits! A total of 4 greens and 3 civilians were killed, and green blood and guts were splattered in all directions.

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The Carrier, the Wespe, and Sarge move toward the enemy. A target was called in, so the Wespe will fire on it next turn.
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 2

Postby Pwnerade » Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:56 am

Pwn Protectorate Infantry - lawmaster
Pwn Protectorate Commandos - Moronstudios

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The infantry continued their march, despite the tempting smell of pizza coming from the back of the damaged fire truck. Kaptain Kickass zoomed along on his rocket bike.

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The commandos commandeered the second fire truck. The fireman was left to ponder whether that shotgun really could blow his head off.
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 2

Postby Pwnerade » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:38 am

Peach Militia - Silent-sgifig

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The two speeders rushed the panzer, but only one was close enough to use its surprisingly short-ranged rockets. They dealt two points of size damage to the behemoth. They also ran over Spielberg.

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Solo shot first.

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The German footballer got blasted . . .

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. . . which allowed their comrade to get up, retrieve his buzzsaw, and kill another civilian unmolested.

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The trooper in the building shot Sgt. O'Leary, but it bounced right off of his badge. Another peach moves in to assist. He shot the rookie cop in the back while revving his chainsaw menacingly.

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This peach shot at a rapper but missed.

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The Professor was killed, and was never able to deliver his letter. The turret gunner readied a response fire.
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 2

Postby Pwnerade » Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:22 am

Green Reenactors - newcowboy

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The civilians were killed in a hail of not-particularly-accurate gunfire.

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The remaining bazooka-armed greenie took the opportunity to pick up the two dropped pizzas and immediately use them with his attack on the tank destroyer. Fwoosh!

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Dooj! The tank destroyer took a point of size damage.
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 2

Postby Pwnerade » Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:21 am

Peach Reenactors - Piltogg

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BOOM HEADSHOT! Lieutenant Diesel gave the attacking construction worker a faceful of lead. The Germans upstairs undug themselves from the rubble and traded weapons. One fired at the crane operator, but only managed to destroy the windshield. One Russian approached the crane, and the other took the tape from Spielberg's camera. Footage of a Dimmie pizza delivery driver getting vaporized is certainly extreme enough to count as an Almighty Benny. Another Benny for the Peach Reenactors!

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Due to an MG42 being far too unwieldy to fire at such a short range, this peach was forced to conk MacFinnegan on the head with it instead. It was ineffective.
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 2

Postby Pwnerade » Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:37 am

Civilians - heavyfishcannon

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The superhero wannabe called in the Justice Avengers to help him fight against the peach mutants. Super-Tight-Suit-Girl, The Mysterious Gentleman, and a dark, gritty anti-hero called The Ass-Kicker swooped in to save the day. They had all been drinking in The Mysterious Gentleman's stately manor just before.

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They were all pretty hammered, and all that swooping had upset their stomachs. They puked all over the street, much to the displeasure of the street sweeper. And everyone, really.

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Unfazed by the battle or the drunks barfing in the street, the sluts decided the best way to distract the peaches would be to have sex with each other.

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Sgt. O'Leary shot the peach rebel again, killing him.

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He took his blaster, and then went upstairs in order to avoid getting turned into bloody chunks by the peach with a chainsaw.

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The crane operator bashed the building again. He knocked away some blocks, but didn't hit the peach.

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Seemingly unaware of the battle unfolding around them, the Xtreme sports punks decided to go make fun of a Russian.

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The mummy recognized the punk on the trike as the one who had vandalized his tomb. He began shambling in his direction with an malevolent gleam in his dead eyes.

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Old Man Higgins reeled in his fish.

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The surviving Dimmie went off to go finish on what the other Dimmie had started.

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The picnickers retreated, and then freaked out about how he had gotten his hand bitten off by a polar bear.
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 2

Postby Pwnerade » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:20 am

Secret Faction Unlocked: The Green Berets - Cpt. Zipps

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The elite Green Berets emerge from the jungle and into the fray.

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Send in your orders for turn 3!
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 2

Postby Zupponn » Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:05 pm

Pwnerade wrote:Solo shot first.

Damn right he did.
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 2

Postby piltogg » Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:48 am

orders are in.
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 2

Postby Bragallot » Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:54 am

This is one of the most Brikwars brikwars ever.
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 2

Postby Pwnerade » Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:28 pm

Yellow Reenactors
Kills: 4 greens, 10 civilians, and a frog

Peach Militia
Kills: 6 civilians
Bennies: 2
Losses: 1

Peach Reenactors
Kills: 7 Civilians
Bennies: 3

Greens
Kills: 2 Clones, 3 civilians.
Losses: 4
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Postby Silverdream » Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:25 am

Pretty nice forum battle you got there.
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 2

Postby Pwnerade » Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:56 pm

I want to do the next turn this weekend, but I still need orders from the following people:

Crazyhorse
Moronstudios
Silent-sigfig
Cpt. Zipps

Ogel96, benkim123, and Warhead are continuing to be filled in by their designated replacements, unless they should resurface and send orders within the next two days. And since Zipps doesn't seem to be around, mgb519 can take over his faction, The Green Berets. Additionally, the Green Berets are carrying one bazooka rocket each, to resupply their green brethren.
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 2

Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:49 am

Orders in!
This is awesome keep it going everybody!
Also: I got the most kills FUCK YEAH!
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 2

Postby Natalya » Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:13 pm

Bragallot wrote:This is one of the most Brikwars brikwars ever.
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