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Shopping Days

Postby Tzan » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:13 pm

You have 365 shopping days left until the end of the world.
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Re: Shopping Days

Postby Ben-Jammin » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:52 pm

And they may be a good 365 days, since everyone will probably start selling all of their stuff out of fear of an apocalypse and with all the new lego sets coming out.
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Re: Shopping Days

Postby pesgores » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:53 pm

Only 1 year left to build my nuclear bunker. Anyone care to help?
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Re: Shopping Days

Postby RoC77 » Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:46 pm

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Re: Shopping Days

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Re: Shopping Days

Postby pesgores » Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:10 pm

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Re: Shopping Days

Postby Tzan » Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:50 pm

This seems like something you could try now, without spending so much money.
This is the same stuff from that $600 package.

Gourmet Outdoor Meal Sampler Kit, 4 Entrees, just $20.
http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/FOOD729-1.html


Wise Foods entree's contain TVP (Textured Vegetable Protein) which has the texture and flavor of meat; does not contain meat.
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Re: Shopping Days

Postby RoC77 » Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:00 pm

Oh, I haven't tried the Wise food's yet. Those bins are so much better for long term storage, they can last upto 20 years. MRE's are only good 2-5 years depending on conditions.

Oh, this can also get you all the other item's you forgot to stock up on like Bonn-o-Tron....
http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/60876-1.html
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Re: Shopping Days

Postby OneEye589 » Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:12 pm

Once I get my own place I'm planning on living off of MREs for a while. Cheap.
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Re: Shopping Days

Postby Keldoclock » Wed Dec 21, 2011 6:05 pm

MRE's are expensive, man. You wanna go with Blue Mountain and ramen noodles and emergency bars. Some of it tastes slightly better then MREs, although none of that stuff gets any better than okay-tasting.


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Re: Shopping Days

Postby OneEye589 » Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:02 pm

When you break it down, nutrition-wise MREs are not expensive at all. 3 meals a day with all the stuff you need for a year is about $2000-$2100. They can be pretty good, too.

They're low-maintenance, too. You'd never have to worry about throwing leftovers away or worrying about food going bad. You only have to place an order once a year or something and you'd be set.
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Re: Shopping Days

Postby RoC77 » Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:31 pm

If you can get your hands on the military versions(which are better) you'll have 24 meals to choose from. If you eat them 3 times a day you'll get sick of them fast and get fat. But there's enough calories in one to last you all day if you're not that active, so that could strech out longer.
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Re: Shopping Days

Postby Robot Monkey » Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:07 pm

Or you could just pay 25 cents a cup for instant ramen, which if you're inactive, will have enough calories to last about a day, plus an entire week's worth of sodium!
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Re: Shopping Days

Postby Zahru II » Thu Dec 22, 2011 6:04 pm

Implying the world will end just like it should have ended like, this November? Dohoho...
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Re: Shopping Days

Postby Nitewatchman » Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:22 am

So, that canned sammich made me want one.

Also: In Utah, Mormons have stores that sell end of the world supplies.

The Mormons will still be around after 2012.

Also also: When I was in Wyoming, they sold carbon fiber AR-15's and various other military-esque weapons right there in Wal-Mart.
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