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Re: My computer is sentient

Postby Nitewatchman » Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:17 am

Connect one of those mindstorm robots to the computer, allow it program the robot, and hope it's more interested in learning than killing.
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Re: My computer is sentient

Postby 501stCadians » Fri Dec 23, 2011 7:53 am

Problem: You own a Portuguese computer.
Solution: Stop being Portuguese. Barring that, just don't go cheap with technology. If you go cheap with technology, you always lose.
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Re: My computer is sentient

Postby pesgores » Fri Dec 23, 2011 2:53 pm

501stCadians wrote:Problem: You own a Portuguese computer.
Solution: Stop being Portuguese. Barring that, just don't go cheap with technology. If you go cheap with technology, you always lose.


If the thing were Portuguese it wouldn't be working weirdly.
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Re: My computer is sentient

Postby Keldoclock » Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:53 pm

So buy parts and build it yourself. In the process, you'll learn enough about computers to stop being so damn superstitious.
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Re: My computer is sentient

Postby mgb519 » Fri Dec 23, 2011 5:08 pm

pesgores wrote:
501stCadians wrote:Problem: You own a Portuguese computer.
Solution: Stop being Portuguese. Barring that, just don't go cheap with technology. If you go cheap with technology, you always lose.


If the thing were Portuguese it wouldn't be working weirdly.


Portuguese! Is it Frenech? Is it Spanish? I don't know! But It's certainly not a "wierd" language, is it?
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Re: My computer is sentient

Postby BFenix » Fri Dec 23, 2011 7:06 pm

mgb519 wrote:
pesgores wrote:
501stCadians wrote:Problem: You own a Portuguese computer.
Solution: Stop being Portuguese. Barring that, just don't go cheap with technology. If you go cheap with technology, you always lose.


If the thing were Portuguese it wouldn't be working weirdly.


Portuguese! Is it Frenech? Is it Spanish? I don't know! But It's certainly not a "wierd" language, is it?


The xenophobia towards Portuguese people around this forum is starting to worry me.
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Re: My computer is sentient

Postby mgb519 » Fri Dec 23, 2011 7:49 pm

Shirley you can't be serious!
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Re: My computer is sentient

Postby pesgores » Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:20 pm

BFenix wrote:The xenophobia towards Portuguese people around this forum is starting to worry me.


It's alright, I'm xenophobic to them as well, I guess it's mutual. There's absolutely no reason to not love Portugal and the Portuguese, though.
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Re: My computer is sentient

Postby mgb519 » Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:26 pm

This is in fact probably true. I have never met a Portuguese person, but if they're as awesome as Brazilians then they're obviously awesome.
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Re: My computer is sentient

Postby Keldoclock » Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:42 pm

I know someone who is half Brazilian, half austrian. Possibly a child of some Piltogg scientists?
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Re: My computer is sentient

Postby Silverdream » Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:50 pm

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Is this a Portugese?
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Re: My computer is sentient

Postby Whiteagle » Sat Dec 24, 2011 12:04 am

Silverdream wrote:Image

Is this a Portugese?

Nope, that some cool cat who hasn't paid protection money to the Geesers.
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Re: My computer is sentient

Postby pesgores » Sat Dec 24, 2011 12:27 am

UPDATE ON THE COMPUTER'S BEHAVIOR:

My mom opened the door across the room in a rather fast manner. The computer freezed for about 3 seconds. And then made the same sound (probably this time it came from the depths of hell).

It's not local, guys! What the fuck is going on?!
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Re: My computer is sentient

Postby Ross_Varn » Sat Dec 24, 2011 1:32 am

IT'S EXPERIENCING AVERSION TO OUTSIDE PHENOMENON. KILL IT NOW.
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Re: My computer is sentient

Postby BFenix » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:22 am

Ross_Varn wrote:IT'S EXPERIENCING AVERSION TO OUTSIDE PHENOMENON. KILL IT NOW.


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