My computer is sentient
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Re: My computer is sentient
by Silverdream » Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:20 pm
Kill yourself, destroy the computer and send me your legos.
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Re: My computer is sentient
by BFenix » Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:22 pm
Silverdream wrote:Destroy the computer, kill yourself and send me your legos.
Fix'd
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Re: My computer is sentient
by The Shadowscythe » Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:44 pm
pesgores wrote:UPDATE ON THE COMPUTER'S BEHAVIOR:
My mom opened the door across the room in a rather fast manner. The computer freezed for about 3 seconds. And then made the same sound (probably this time it came from the depths of hell).
It's not local, guys! What the fuck is going on?!
Take it outside and give it fukken rum . . . lots of fukken rum.
If that doesn't solve the problem, then snuggle it.
FUCK YOU WARHEAD.
NO, NOT LITTERALLY - UGH
NO, NOT LITTERALLY - UGH
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Re: My computer is sentient
by IVhorseman » Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:06 pm
BFenix wrote:The xenophobia towards Portuguese people around this forum is starting to worry me.
It's pretty much entirely pesgores' fault.
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Re: My computer is sentient
by IX_Legion » Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:09 pm
BFenix wrote:Silverdream wrote:Destroy the computer, send me your legos, and kill yourself.
Fix'd
double fix'd
EDIT: Killing yourself should always be the last step.
This should be in the Rulebook somewhere:
"Any problem on earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives"
-Valkyrie (the movie)
"Any problem on earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives"
-Valkyrie (the movie)
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Re: My computer is sentient
by 501stCadians » Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:15 pm
BFenix wrote:The xenophobia towards Portuguese people around this forum is starting to worry me.
I'm only xenophobic to baseplate Portuguese people. Otherwise, I've got no problem.
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Tzan wrote:People in the future will probably travel back in time to taunt us about our slow internet.
People in the future are dicks.
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Re: My computer is sentient
by BFenix » Fri Dec 30, 2011 2:06 pm
501stCadians wrote:BFenix wrote:The xenophobia towards Portuguese people around this forum is starting to worry me.
I'm only xenophobic to baseplate Portuguese people. Otherwise, I've got no problem.
Baseplate?
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Re: My computer is sentient
by Keldoclock » Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:51 am
Pesgores. Long story. The posts are probably stickied.
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