My computer is sentient

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Re: My computer is sentient

Postby Silverdream » Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:20 pm

Kill yourself, destroy the computer and send me your legos.
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Re: My computer is sentient

Postby BFenix » Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:22 pm

Silverdream wrote:Destroy the computer, kill yourself and send me your legos.


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Re: My computer is sentient

Postby The Shadowscythe » Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:44 pm

pesgores wrote:UPDATE ON THE COMPUTER'S BEHAVIOR:

My mom opened the door across the room in a rather fast manner. The computer freezed for about 3 seconds. And then made the same sound (probably this time it came from the depths of hell).

It's not local, guys! What the fuck is going on?!


Take it outside and give it fukken rum . . . lots of fukken rum.

If that doesn't solve the problem, then snuggle it. :trollception:
FUCK YOU WARHEAD.

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Re: My computer is sentient

Postby IVhorseman » Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:06 pm

BFenix wrote:The xenophobia towards Portuguese people around this forum is starting to worry me.


It's pretty much entirely pesgores' fault.
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Re: My computer is sentient

Postby IX_Legion » Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:09 pm

BFenix wrote:
Silverdream wrote:Destroy the computer, send me your legos, and kill yourself.


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double fix'd

EDIT: Killing yourself should always be the last step.
This should be in the Rulebook somewhere:

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Re: My computer is sentient

Postby 501stCadians » Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:15 pm

BFenix wrote:The xenophobia towards Portuguese people around this forum is starting to worry me.



I'm only xenophobic to baseplate Portuguese people. Otherwise, I've got no problem.
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Re: My computer is sentient

Postby BFenix » Fri Dec 30, 2011 2:06 pm

501stCadians wrote:
BFenix wrote:The xenophobia towards Portuguese people around this forum is starting to worry me.



I'm only xenophobic to baseplate Portuguese people. Otherwise, I've got no problem.


Baseplate?
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Re: My computer is sentient

Postby Keldoclock » Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:51 am

Pesgores. Long story. The posts are probably stickied.
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